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Surveyor wants a better surveyor's report on the outstanding issues. Total ballache all this like, I should just buy new.

The surveyor has refused to value the property I am looking to buy. This is a very rare event, I am told. The two things stopping her are structural - movement in the newish conservatory and an unsupported chimney. There are shitloads of issues beyond this, rot, infestation, an outbuilding needs demolishing/replacing, etc etc. Of the 24 categories to consider 13 of them (that's more than half Fish) are marked as requiring urgent work. I really like this house but I'm quite lazy. Do I push for considerable discounts or just walk away? The last time I bought a house it was relatively straightforward. Any advice welcomed.

All the best, officially a member of the OCs Club now.

Massive lads fans:

She ate some puke in the park, the truth!!

Hope she improves soon. Mine had a night in the vets because of magic mushrooms when she was about 6 month. They're tough little buggers.

p.s.

Earplugs CT, and fully untucked sheets.

SEW watches what his lass wants and then blames us for not knowing what he's on about.

Listening to this... watching this....

Or, people might actually have no clue who these cunts are and there is nothing wrong with that. Just like there is nothing wrong with never having given anyone a prosecco blowjob.

'when's this twisty new cunt away?'

Tittygate.

When is the toontastic do?

Have a large whiskey, good for tinnitus.

Any goss then?

I've heard of a yard of ale but that's just ridiculous.

As the screen is too big for his room anyway maybe the sound problems will even things out.

Not concerned by all the lip sync problems with that model?

We call it booze.

Ours was in a fancy restaurant last night, Nick Cave was also in there, my colleague kept calling him Nick Drake which was the highlight of the experience really.