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How about just "NEVER COME BACK YOU BORING CUNTS". Succinct, sassy, inoffensive.

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

We need a Lenny Henry banner, or Adrian Chiles, or whatever boring unfunny wanker is their gift to the nation.

I've kicked the structural stuff back to the vendors, it's their abortion, they can pick the bones out. Likely going to walk away unless they want me to take it off their hands and carry the risk for a hefty discount - pretty unlikely down here although it's a probate sale, some chance they just want the money asap.

Thank you for that timely update.

Thanks all. CT being the sole voice of optimism is powerful motivation.

Surveyor wants a better surveyor's report on the outstanding issues. Total ballache all this like, I should just buy new.

The surveyor has refused to value the property I am looking to buy. This is a very rare event, I am told. The two things stopping her are structural - movement in the newish conservatory and an unsupported chimney. There are shitloads of issues beyond this, rot, infestation, an outbuilding needs demolishing/replacing, etc etc. Of the 24 categories to consider 13 of them (that's more than half Fish) are marked as requiring urgent work. I really like this house but I'm quite lazy. Do I push for considerable discounts or just walk away? The last time I bought a house it was relatively straightforward. Any advice welcomed.

All the best, officially a member of the OCs Club now.

Massive lads fans:

She ate some puke in the park, the truth!!

Hope she improves soon. Mine had a night in the vets because of magic mushrooms when she was about 6 month. They're tough little buggers.

p.s.

Earplugs CT, and fully untucked sheets.

SEW watches what his lass wants and then blames us for not knowing what he's on about.

Listening to this... watching this....

Or, people might actually have no clue who these cunts are and there is nothing wrong with that. Just like there is nothing wrong with never having given anyone a prosecco blowjob.

'when's this twisty new cunt away?'

Tittygate.