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Cut them in the bath.

Scoobos wants to pull us all lately it seems.

Was it a mag-istrates court?

Might as well sprinkle a little racism on the paedophilia.

I'm buying the place I'm renting to avoid moving. It needs some tlc like as the sitting tenant is a fucking pig.

Distressed brown leather, like an old queer's foreskin.

Are you the farmer?

I'm lost like. At least one of us is drunk.

But she lay on the slab and said it doesn't have to be this way?

Erm,okay, I'll have a crack.. Were they Digging your Spleen?

Do you accommodate like?

Blow Monkeys is a very dodgy band name.

Was it 2-0? Off the cowies but still tripping balls.

30 years ago man. They've won trophies since.

Couldn't finish a wank this lot.

Shut the front door man.

It's estimated Bill Murray's character was stuck in Groundhog Day for between 8 and 34 years.

Too much coffee today.

I sincerely hope Leicester do it, partly so they don't experience the pain of being nearly men, but mostly to stick it right up the entitled, expectant hairy arses of the usual suspects including the biased onanistic media luvvie cunts who've patronised Leicester beyond belief.

And the north east is a piss-stained mattress of broken dreams.

Signs of life or death rattle today? We've no defence and at home so he's got to go for it you'd think.

Aye the player's won't be able to motivate themselves to play this lot. There'll be 5 or 10 minutes of 'action' with a couple of chances which will be woefully wasted and then Berahino will get a quick brace and we'll disappear. It is the manager's job to offer tactics, advice and motivation. When there's a big fuck up in a company it isn't all the staff who carry the can, the gaffer has the responsibility for the team. McClaren is unable to get through to them, just like he couldn't with a very decent England squad. I think we should give his FC Twente translator the job.

Mourinho on £250k per game with a £250k win bonus. £5m bonus if he keeps us up and he can shag Coloccini's wife.