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McClaren should get a skinhead, no one will take him seriously with that absurd vol au vent up top.

You only have to go into a Sports Direct to see how inspiring it is to be part of the Ashley empire. They've all got faces like the one bringing up the rear of the human centipede.

One day Ronnie Pickering will be forgotten.

This is what I want too. I'm getting out of the city centre at last. Good luck!

Our best hope is the entire team hate him because he attempted to shag all their birds.

Why retrofit when you can turboshit? http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/like/131045327462?adgroupid=13585920426&hlpht=true&hlpv=2&rlsatarget=kwd-131843278386&ul_ref=http%253A%252F%252Frover.ebay.com%252Frover%252F1%252F710-134428-41853-0%252F2%253Fipn%253Dicep%2526icep_id%253D67%2526mtid%253D1673%2526kwid%253D1%2526crlp%253D50600204586_563391%2526icep_item_id%253D131045327462%2526itemid%253D131045327462%2526icep_meta_categ_id%253D131090%2526icep_etrs%253DN%2526icep_epid%253D-999%2526icep_ctlg%253D-999%2526icep_cond%253DNew%2526targetid%253D131843278386%2526rlsatarget%253Dkwd-131843278386%2526rpc%253D0.19%2526rpc_upld_id%253D59072%2526device%253Dm%2526icep_msku_flag%253Dn%2526icep_cbt%253Dn%2526adtype%253Dpla%2526loc%253D1006565%2526poi%253D1006565%2526campaignid%253D207297426%2526adgroupid%253D13585920426%2526gclid%253DCjwKEAiAstCyBRDiqu75hvnX82kSJACgYI_Q3x7Xtwb4RFFmEN7lIC7Azn20tizdBZkokfDulmNEXxoCAYLw_wcB%2526srcrot%253D710-134428-41853-0%2526rvr_id%253D937001884219&adtype=pla&ff3=1&lpid=122&poi=1006565&ul_noapp=true&limghlpsr=true&ff19=0&device=m&chn=ps&campaignid=207297426&crdt=0&ff12=67&ff11=ICEP3.0.0-L&ff14=122&viphx=1&ops=true&ff13=80

I blame humanity.

They're shining a light on Carr, someone should let them know he doesn't sign the players.

I'll be getting spannered. Anyone want any cowies LMK.

Fuck, maybe I shouldn't bother buying a house at the minute.

If I could be arsed, I'd make a Jar Jar Binks/Moussa photoshop with "Moussa the best jedi in da league" as the caption. But I can't so just fucking imagine it, alright?

Very impressed with your restraint CT. Bravo

Thanks, all is well - my business partner is a massive hypochondriac.

I was in Atlanta last week, at the A&E dept at midnight, fun times, and Uber totally saved the day. The cops were moving us along while we were outside trying to catch a cab, 'we can't have you standing around here'. The cops and the hospital only knew one cab number which was ringing off and I had 1% left on my phone's battery. I spent that 1% on Uber and an angel picked us up within 2 minutes, drove us to a pharmacy (the hospital neither had one, nor could tell us where a 24 hour one was ffs) and then drove us back to the hotel. She spent about 25 minutes with us and it was about a tenner. Given they pay a fair whack to Uber and still say it is a good income demonstrates what a rip off the likes of CT have been for years. Buying expensive gadgets for sitting on their arses talking shit all day. Also Uber drivers have all been exceptionally nice, something that a proper free market requires, not a fat sweaty meff stuffing his face with pizza and telling you how racist he is.

Arguing that we'll stay up is as pointless as hoping to pull the last slapper in the club. Even if you manage it your life is still one sorry hopeless mess. I mean the club, I know your life is wonderful Fish.

What we need is a fatal cardiac arrest.

OMFG CARR DOESN'T SIGN PEOPLE?!!>1111!!

The hyperbole about Carr has been ridiculous. He signed a load of skinny cowards and bigamists.

Nailed on loss if he sticks with the same hideous mess we've seen lately. Whatever happens the Bournemouth result will mask the performance. There is the possibility Pardew could relegate us at SJP at the end of April.

Did he proceed to tell them he was right about Ashley too?

Cowardly coward. Cowed, cowering covert, cowardice complete.

Nuke it from orbit tbh.

I'll not bother trying to figure it out until he's said it ten times.