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I was thinking that although we may be knocking it about a bit we just don't create many chances, but we were 8th in the total chances created league last season. However our shot accuracy was just 43%, which was 16th. We're not clinical enough, but we only have one genuine goal scorer and he was missing or having them ruled out a lot last year. I think as Pardew has said our main problem is we've not replaced Ba, who was fairly consistently clinical. Having said all that, the stats don't show that we're generally just not much fun to watch these days.

Has JFK gone to Monaco to sign a better Kebab?

Well done CT. What's your secret to a happy marriage?

Kinnear sacked by March

Pardew sacked by Christmas.

Is it, it must be catching.

I'd love Glenn Hoddle at the club, he'd be a much better zany match for JFK and FMA.

How many times has he performed that manoeuvre btw? Does he ever get told off? Can he not help himself?

I'm sarcastically reflecting the delight Mike et al will be feeling, now that their sales campaign is paying off.

GET IN! Bidding war commenced. http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/transfer-news-arsenals-10m-bid-for-newcastle-star-yohan-cabaye-gazumped-as-psg-enter-race-8775287.html

They're just shambolic, although there was some crisp passing last night it was invariably in our half. We seem to be in panic mode most of the time.

So half of our fouls were cards?!

I think we'll lose at least 3.

1 shot on goal, that was Tiote from 40 yards. Pathetic.

Bottom. The only way is up.

Straight red? Lol

Is Anita purple yet?

Jonas injured, couple of red cards, might sign someone with the Cabaye money.

Please ban vinegar tits.

Great goal.

Good effort lads. 6 minutes.

Anyone have a sous-vide?

His missus will be gagging for it.

Pardew will be ecstatic.