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Fantastic. That'll cover the cost of the "one last signing" Pardew has promised us. so on fees we're back to running a profit this window? Yes, it's been a fantastic window so far for the club, the balance sheet goes from strength to strength! In fact the thought of those net assets have just made me come in my boxers. Let's hope we don't go and ruin it by signing some player who'll want paying money and that..... WE'RE NOT IN DEBT ANYMORE. WEEEE'RE NOT I-IN DEBT A-NEE-MORE! (except we are)

Great game, simple dark platform puzzler.

He's done that for most of us tbf.

It takes extra graft to make BK fries that manky. (the burgers are better though ) Personally i think the burgers are much much nicer. In mcdonalds they're all soggy and shit, burger king they actually come out what they look like on the sign, and a burger king fills you up! Aye I got a Chicken Legend from Silverlink McDonalds last week Kevin, and I don't mind telling you that it was a fucking disgrace. Looks delicious on the photo and I get a bun with a dry as sticks looking bit of chicken, half a lettuce leaf that had been ripped up and distributed along the length of the chicken, with a ridiculously small amount of mayonnaise. Legend?! Shocking. Chicken Legend...

Got up this morning, on my bike within 5 minutes and in the sea within 15 minutes. Swam around the pier in a very strong current (was swimming at about a 60 degree angle away from the pier to get round it) Took over an hour. Fucked. The Sleeve is warm now though, most pleasant.

I think I might have been too rough with Wordplay. I'm sorry mate, it's only jesting. I'll take one to the gut if it makes you feel better though.

Aye dead, apparently a reaction with the soy sauce (as Laz said!). Even so it's macabre at best. Still, fuck it... http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%...wizzle+shizzle+

Anal Cunt? I knew it was all the rage. My mate in Tassie has a band called Superkunts.

DREADMAN

£35-mil and you invested it nicely

Fist would show Dante a thing or two.

Buyman Sellman Buyman Sellman

Income here Income there Income fucking everywhere

Kevin, I've just noticed, on the far right of your signature image Cheryl looks like she is badly constipated and trying to curl one off. You are into that sort of thing aren't you? Dirty wee scat man.

Lubricated Goat

Get with the times man, you damp squid. Think it was sweetleftpeg that famously flunked that one on here. Have you seen that episode of The IT Crowd btw? Nah, hook me up plz. There is the damp squid (damp squib) line and then there's the putting someone on a pedalstool (pedestal) line. "Everyone has their blind spots". Class. CT said it on here a few weeks back, referring to feminism iirc.

Toontastic whipround so DEADMAN can get his fingers in the right hole?