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Well, how many goals? I'll go for 6, all to England.

Serenity Now!

"The Group consider the leaking of The Group's interest in this matter unfortunate, and as supporters of Newcastle United seek only to serve in the best interests of the cluib" They trying to ingratiate themselves by having a crack at the accent there?

Depends if the deluded tools can afford a share, doesn't it?

"Their concept for the club involves hugely increasing supporter involvement through a trust system on the lines of that in place at Barcelona." This intrigues me. Would be a good way to raise revenue I guess, but what would it entitle those chipping their wedge to? A stake in the club, just the chance to be heard or get a season ticket? Do we have enough fans to make this viable in the Barcelona sense? If this is such a great idea why has noone else done it in the PL? Etcetera.

reports they have actually made an approach now.. http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/10062009/63/...e-interest.html

He's shite, and that's fine too.

I am overflowing with the shite coming from our club, how the FUCK did it all get so bad? Michael your infamy is without peer in Newcastle. Please sell asap and never return.

IT Terrorists? Get out of Iraq now, or I tell your mother about your GapeGirl account!

So the current regime have not spoken with Shearer and are denying they have engaged with the 'leading' potential buyers in the press, BUT the want-to-be(?) Manager is in talks with the ex-chairman, neither of which currently have anything to do with the club.

J690 you raise an interesting point. If the contracted players refuse to leave or take a voluntary pay cut they could quite literally bleed the club dry. Administration, will make a man of you.

no, of fucking course not man.

Lazy little twunt hasn't updated his extravagant website in months. "I'm still not scoring at all and no-one seems to want me, looks like our lasses cleaning job down the bingo will have to do us both for a few months'

Tthis guy is fucking terrible, if he has made it then half the people on this board could.

and when bullshit artist met bullshit artist, it was moidoir.

Where are you going with that? Should get a half decent trip with it once you knock the £3.50 for chicken chow mein off.

WTF?

Fattie's not for turning.

Casting the net further afield apparently. http://www.gumtree.com/london/30/40036330.html Edit:

omg!1 arrogant deluded geordie!1 Been typecast bonnie lad. They better sort all this quickly out as I just had my Joe Kinnear tattoo partially bleached off by wor lass and replaced with Big Al, and to tell the truth, my cock, as behemothic as it is, doesn't have too much space left for another manager. Once we get round to Clarkie I'm afraid the poor lad will have to go on my nuts.

we will shrug off all this nonsense and finish second.

that last one looks photoshopped tbh.

Add an 'oooooooooh' in there and that looks like a direct quote from Kenneth Williams.

You're spot on Kitman mate, but none of us would've dreamt that was the macabre outcome of boyo's tenure. A fucking disastrous buy. Shit choice for captain too imho.