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I will be vaguely interested to see how he does elsewhere. I'm not at all convinced that he'll score loads more goals with a 'better' team around him. Still think he should go for the restaurant though.

£600? She should sell tickets for a fiver each...quickly recoup her losses from the wacko circle chasers.

trying to make his way home?

'cos they're dropping bombs not pork pies.

It is football related. Wrong forum then, fwiw.

crikey...how much debt do they have?

youtube/last.fm/spotify etc?

shabba

Given the state of things this is a finger in the air job, but what do you reckon?

Did you have to do that too to see if it was 'important'? Thinking about it, I've actually watched that hundreds of times and enjoyed it immensley...normally right into a womans face/fake tits like.

well said NJS. I often experiment with stuff I don't like just to check, but I think you get hard wired to certain sounds and keep seeking those out. Even the uber-collectors have their favourite genres.

Did you have to do that too to see if it was 'important'?

can you get crop circle insurance? If those few squashed plants are worth £600,000 I'm expanding my veggie patch tbh.

There may well be a salient point in there somewhere, albeit it difficult to discern.

that would just be daft man.

Merit Marks ffs. I'm sure Jonas will really enjoy his Wham bar and wear his scout's badge with pride.

Has the cunt signed yet?

This is fucking hilarious like. Why can't the council buy the club? PMSL.

I think given his ranting, raving and endless squealing, on top of the typical neuroses of a lad that age, there is every chance he would overly compensate to project himself as worthy of a cherry popping experience. Must be absolute hell to suffer tourette's at that vulnerable age and he seems to be coping admirably.

If the money isn't there then we don't spend it. Isn't that part of the reason we are in this mess??? It might mean that we have a spell where we struggle while we shake off the hangover of the debt burden that we have been struggling with for the last few years. In the long term though, the income that we generate will stand us in good stead. I would be interested in Barcelona's numbers. How many fans? How much each? Where does the transfer wedge come from? How are decisions made? FC Barcelona's ownership structure is revered across the world and regarded as a model of the ideal football club. A group of Liverpool supporters plan to buy the troubled Anfield club from its American owners and run it using a system similar to that of the Catalan giants. Barca is owned by its ever-growing membership of 156,366 'socis' (members), who pay 150euros each year and are represented by a randomly-selected group who meet with the board and vote on major decisions. These representatives have a major say on significant issues such as sponsorship, finances and sporting affairs, while the president of the club is elected in four-yearly polls. The achievements of the illustrious club since its founding in 1899 are testament to the ongoing success of the structure, as is the fact many clubs have attempted to copy the model over the years. So why does Barca's system work so well? All adult members are eligible to vote in the presidential elections every four years. Club members selected randomly by computer and age, and 25 chosen by the board, join the directors, former presidents and other officials at the annual delegates assembly to discuss key issues, approve the annual report and forthcoming projects. Only members can buy season tickets, with membership fees contributing to the overall price of the ticket. Fiscal rewards for membership include discounted tickets for the club's various sports teams including football, basketball, handball and hockey as well as club magazines, e-mail updates, sporting and cultural activities and free entry to the Nou Camp tour and museum. Ultimately, though, it is not the material rewards which make the Barca membership structure so prestigious. In a modern game spoiled by disaffected supporters and unaccountable owners, it is FC Barcelona's utopian democracy which justifies its famous slogan 'More than a Club'.

You'd have to wear earplugs if you took her home. And an eye mask for good measure.

Erm, do you remember being 15 at all?