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double post.

ah. Precisely the reason I get pissed.

Babel Mixture of stories, one involving a deaf and dumb jap girl with a penchant for getting her clunge out. 70% of it in foreign langages with no subtitles. Pretentiousness gone mad or just a dodgy rip? Anyone else seen this?

tbf, doing 200 lines would likely preclude wanking for a month

contradictions, half truths and having a really good deek at something....

In terms of their shitbag city, yes. But in football terms, well, who knows now they have whatsisname in charge?

so bored at work....here you go. Newcastle United M Viduka Groin Strain no return date H Beye Knee Injury no return date O Martins Groin Strain 10th Jan 09 J Barton MCL Knee Ligament Injury 17th Jan 09 I Gonzalez Achilles Tendinopathy Mar 09 A Smith Achilles Tendinopathy 28th Jan 09 http://www.physioroom.com/news/english_pre...njury_table.php

Have always got pissed before, during and after every game tbh. Is that wrong?

My step mom (a dog person incidentally) was sucked in by these and got some in for festive munchies. Sweet chilli flavour iirc. They were a tad nicer than your standard pringle. I think we dipped them in jalapeno humous. Yes, more than palatable. Bored anyone?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/e...rem/7785570.stm NEWCASTLE Budget: About £12m January previous: The club have opted against any major moves in January in recent years - unless you count Fabio Zamblera, Ben Tozer and Oguchi Onyewu. What they need: Manager Joe Kinnear has earmarked two players to bolster their squad - at least one is likely to be a left-back. Who they might buy: Kinnear has his eyes on Premier League experience and ex-Liverpool defender John Arne Riise's name has cropped up persistently, while West Ham's Matthew Upson and Stephen Warnock of Blackburn have also featured. Who they might sell: Not Michael Owen if all the noises coming from player and manager are correct. Owen is one of seven players whose contract ends in the summer but looks set to see out his current deal. Charles N'Zogbia has hinted at leaving, while midfielders Joey Barton and Nicky Butt have also been linked with moves away. What the fans say: "We need a left-back to rival Jose Enrique first and foremost. That is top priority. Getting rid of deadwood such as Cacapa, Edgar and maybe Carroll would also help." King-Habib on 606

I was just kidding Mom. Are you suggesting Pringles are actually trying to get cats to buy their crisps?

good lad. I have a cold too, think I'll swally some Jameson's.

Definitely a woman.

I had this fat dwarf once. She was shithouse, so there goes that rule.

Joe would be a good manager in the Championship I reckon. But there's always the danger that a man of his ability could be poached by a bigger club.

there's only about 40 people in the whole building, normally about 200. no hope to contact with any other people, no hope of making any significant progress but here we are. might have a liquid lunch and go home early. no-one will care. anyone fancy it?

I have cod4 Fish - tag is Dr Choc. hard to get me off GOW2 though tbh.

Anyone confess to having this? Got it for parties...looks a bit dodgy so far.

We know he is a ruthless businessman and he's proven himself to be a manipulative sod too. But hope he will turn over a new leaf in 2009.

Judging by his arse he's prolly stuck in spearmint hippos.

cheers PP, I couldn't be arsed to explain mesel.

Done

Orangutan, not monkey. Resigning yourself to a likely defeat is not exactly mutiny.

I'm going on GOW2 to murder some people.