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Has Callum been fucking ALL the wives?

And don’t forget the poppadoms.

I can’t remember much else he did, there was that absurd dive/handball/landed fish thing he did once.

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Way better odds than wor lass doing it.

They said it should come back in 6-8 weeks. Although if I sleep on my right side it is almost as good as having ear plugs, so..... You get used to tinnitus and that's as good as it gets, according to most of my ex-raver coterie.

I have been deaf in my left ear since 16 December. Sinuses were full of matter from rancid illness, which spread into and out from my inner ear, bursting my ear drum. I was working for about a week, absolutely sick of my life, with some rolled up tissue paper - looking not unlike a cigarette - sticking out of my ear to soak up the pinkish goo coming out at an alarming rate. At the Christmas do I had arranged for the company (and therefore felt obliged to attend) I forewent the ear-tab approach and had the delightful new experience of feeling my fucking ear dripping onto my shoulder. All the best Gemmill, tinnitus is fucking irritating. I had to wean myself off earplugs when the second kid was born as it just felt a little unfair to blissfully sleep through both the cunts crying.

His work rate will be missed, but his right foot can get in the Red Sea.

Lie down and have someone else wipe. Player 3 enters the game.

Sell. He’s not been right for months.

I didn't even know they played music Fish.

He’s a dwa though. They’ll all just piggy-in-the-middle him.

Yorkshire’s not a race.

Tidied.

you agree with my figure then?

If we don't get some cover in then I will be a little disappointed, in this specific regard, by the failure of our wedge/clout/contacts/directorship/network/PIF/etc to have ameliorated some of the mess we find ourselves in. Even allowing for the FFP shite. Having said that I do expect them to get it fucking sorted. Unless they too are writing off this season in prep for next, which seems a bit of a shame, how many more seasons until the 90s catch up with me?

Injury list (+Tonali) value ~£224 million

Here you go mate.

Possibly needing surgery and out for the season if so. https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/joelinton-facing-further-newcastle-assessment-28450972?utm_source=chronicle_live_newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Chronicle+Live+-+NUFC+Newsletter_newsletter&utm_content=&utm_term=&ruid=eab330c7-c0b9-42ab-a21e-0e62a902ac9b

The pass for the winner was just impeccable.