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What will be really getting to them, ultimately, is the PL now has more pull than even their very best football club. The reason they all have to say something, have to justify something, is because the German man has a hideous and inexorable inferiority complex. Sandwiched between the cool and clever Dutch, the confident, suave Italians, the artistic, romantic French and the resourceful, jocular Poles. What are they? Stilted, boring, predictable, safe Germans. Terrified of being shown up. This is why they were so easy to coalesce into the best workforce in Europe. Why they rallied for a pint-sized genocidal tweaker. Why they refuse to have anything other than simple caveman food. How do you like them äpfel? *obviously I’m not talking about any Germans associated with NUFC. Or my many German friends. Or their strong, independent wives.

AccEPT oUr PLacE in tHe foOd CHain ANd SeLL ThE CuNT nOw SO wE Can ReBuilD FOR 2029!

Pick Nope.

I read that article, what he failed to mention was we were lowballed.

Hmm.

Did we concede both after Tino / Lascelles switch?

Aye. He is lost. Decision making and shooting awful.

Sickening that but they were miles better than us today. We’ve gone too defensive. This season is a recovery season. Hopefully get back on track sooner rather than later.

I heard he’s constipated. Hall & Bloats.

😮 I remember when you couldn’t even say ‘bastard’ on the BBC.

Is this Var Gogh?

What exactly are you smoking and how can I get some?

Surely it’s been more than once?

BEHOLD THE DEFENDERTAINERS!

Themed meetings though.

Offered without comment. https://www.surroundedbyidiots.com/en/books/surrounded-by-idiots/

Away to Anfield

British Summer Time

Tonight

10pm

Sounds good. Put me down for 50p. How about Harvey Barnes Door, a whimsical journey following a man who can’t find his own cock.