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Trafford AND Donnarumma or GTF.

Meme coin called #TOON, massive launch with all the players and legacy stars piling in. #TOON rises rapidly from £0.01 to £375 at which time NUFC sell their massive bag, rugging most of the fanbase in the process but getting an extra £500m to spunk on shit wingers, extraneous keepers and 500 additional seats in the vaporware stadium.

Or get stabbed by a violent criminal.

Confirmed World Cup 2026 playoffs Path A SF1: Italy v Northern Ireland SF2: Wales v Bosnia-Herzegovina Path B SF3: Ukraine v Sweden SF4: Poland v Albania Path C SF5: Turkey v Romania SF6: Slovakia v Kosovo Path D SF7: Denmark v North Macedonia SF8: Czech Republic v Republic of Ireland

Yeah yeah. Nick is good. Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. What if Nick was one of us?

Fucking rude taking the goal for himself. Germans man, have they learned nothing?

ENGLAND AUSTRALIA SCOTLAND SWEDEN That'd be canny.

Hairdressing Rayvin. You’ve got the bedside manner nailed.

Mag behaviour.

In bikinis.

https://streamff.com/v/04df6cd7

Our bus stopped in a village for a short break on a long, arduous journey through Rajasthan. A disheveled, nondescript shit hole with little sign of life. I was, of course, desperate for a piss and asked the nearest chai wallah where I could find a toilet. To which he made a rather grand sweeping gesture and smiled “open toilet sir”. Sunderland, that’s you that is.

We need to get him playing against Luxembourg more often.

Donald is holding out…

Aye.

Shall we all just off ourselves now then? Heaven’s Gate on the web.

Taken Elanga off before he subbed him on? That’s some 4D shizzle.

We have gifted them THREE fucking goals. Unbelievable.

Sorry, I meant 4-1

11 minutes just seems like 3-1 to me.

Bottom 3 for Christmas? Wasn’t on my list.

Why is Hall not on already? Is Howe blind?

Pick Nope and the Bad Reads.