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Bruno assist. 😮 https://streamain.com/en/Mchgtmkp4PlH8Lv/watch

I saw a trans lass this morning who had long, girlish hair and a substantial bald patch.

I’ve made a board game with AI cards in it and I asked ChatGPT to write some witty comments for them. My favourite being “Your designer thinks humour will detract from broken mechanics. He is wrong.” It also took the piss out of me for making it illustrate Wayne Rooney in a cake bed. 😅

He’s obviously going to come good, but how long will it take? How unfit can a player get in 6 weeks anyway? It’s not as if he’s piled on the beef. Cunt can still get up and down a drainpipe no bother. His psyche is off-kilter (as it fucking should be). He’s gone from Howe you doing to Slot right in. Puns aside, I wonder if the Liverpool set up is as nurturing as ours. Isak’s ego may have bitten off more than he can easily chew. That boy needs therapy.

They'll be blaming the shirt colour next. "It taaaykkkchckchcks ages to get chcchchcomforchable wearin the famous red la."

Get less than that for manslaughter. Poor fucker.

Nick was our main target, all the rest were decoys.

Spectacles is very clearly Munich ultradefensive and obviously German-adjacent.

Is it Lionel Ritchie? Perhaps Isak is actually a white fella from Norwich living out some sort of modern day Soul Man experience? He had to leave the Toon as JT had rumbled him in the sunbed. Makes you think. Why don’t they make films like that any more?

That was one I made earlier….

Previously the closest she got was on Xmas day.

Honking. Like a reluctant seagull getting it up the cloaca.

Why are they all in a Newcastle graveyard? Barred from their own for smuggling cheese slices in?

Portraying themselves as brain dead zombies? Imagine.

Howe would never have allowed it. Brace then bath was the way.

Or £86, even.

Fuck off man. Isak is a greedy ego. Howe is neither, and certainly not stupid enough to go there irrespective. £50 SBR?

WTF is happening in here? Eddie's been poached? Is Gemmill the broker?

Power Passion Union spitty goo I hope to hear it sung later on.

When I see this team name I can hear Blondie. But what is she singing about? Union Shitty Glue Union Slitty Grew Union Spitty Goo Fucked if I can work it out, dirty bint.

Equivalent to around £86 in today's money. Shockingly.