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She’d be an interesting shag, earnestly describing and justifying all her actions. “next, because I learned about this during my research, I’m going to insert my pinky up your doo-dah. After a bit, I’ll be sticking another finger in, if that’s quite alright with you. Cor blimey”.

Who doesn’t have a lucky crisp?

What do they expect all the fans to do? Just turn their back on the club en masse? Whey that would be mackem behaviour, can’t be doing that.

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Wonder if she kept the ball.

They’re all lovely man.

Easy to find when you sleep in bushes.

Unable to watch ffs Any cats seen yet?

Not seen flap damage on this scale since my youngest was born.

Aye. No ASM or Trippier means no fret. Bruno in.

I stayed at the hotel at Milton Keynes' stadium once, unfortunately the room had an amazing view of the pitch.

Have they just slashed season ticket prices?

I'm feline like we can get something out the game, but a loss wouldn't be catastrophic.

It’s been a while since I posted this for the Gibberjockey.

All she wanted to do was go on twitter and talk shite about her beloved club.

That's £3m per stroke ffs! Should've gone to Pizzahut.

You still do rope access stuff Fist? Did they knock you back? Jokes aside, it’s astonishing such minging things reach this stage. Almost as if they are preparing you for something slightly less minging to be perceived as a win.