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He can’t help himself adding flowery metaphors and elaborate prose. Terminal bastard omnicunt.

Not entirely accurate tbh.

I’m not counting any chickens until there’s one half burnt on a glittery bench with a cherry tomato up its jacksy.

“Of course there is relief, but modesty is appropriate at this moment,” Pardew said regarding the season being called off.

Has Uncal Mick written one yet?

Thrapping on the Moon.

Herd immunity was at least a smokescreen for a cull, this lunatic is just telling people to kill themselves.

I honestly thought this was Rachel off Friends.

What’s going to really suck camel’s balls is being owned by Satan’s Earthly representatives and STILL winning fuck all.

Throw yourself into the road darling, you haven't got a chance.

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Brexit must happen irrespective of the significant and long term cost to our economy. Also, tens of thousands must die so that the economy is protected.

This place is going to become a Mecca for these jokers.

I was transferring through Dubai years ago, shitfaced. I stepped over a low barrier to join a smaller queue and was berated by ex number 4. To which I slurred, a little too loudly, “what they gonna do, cut me hands off?” typed from my chinstrap

Surely if there is anyone to be criticised here it is Ashley for choosing to hand the reins to the Saudis? Has there been any such article?

Gaping hole in his argument tbf.

We might have a reason to survive this fucking pandemic after all lads! Sure we’ll have lost our homes and might be sucking cocks for supper but ambition could just return to Newcastle. Imagine actually wanting to win stuff again? I won’t believe it until there’s black and white burqas in Fenwick's window though.

Has the lift been furloughed?

If dickheads insist on wandering about like it’s a normal bank holiday then I can understand that prediction.

Peer pressure. None of them wanted to be the one to call time on their cocaine bumder parties.

Johnson is on cpap according to a professor at UCL.

More cans mate.

I read somewhere that only around 50% of those intubated pull through. That was a while ago though.

It is fascinating that his cavalier/careless attitude has finally bitten him in the arse.

Has no one on here had it yet? If it's that contagious you'd think at least a few of our thousands of users would be infected by now.