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Say a prayer for Dominic Cummings.

Can you confirm if the sun actually does shine out of it?

Haway Fist hurry up and tell us why premium is better.

The depot I store my business's stock in is closed now so that is officially me done. I'll have to get back to writing my bastard novel FFS.

No pics Gemmill?

Can there be a subsection of shit you can tolerate with your lass. War of the worlds (remake 93) on sky/now isn’t total dogshit, so far.

Spoilers ffs.

https://memecrunch.com/meme/12AB7/grumpy-cat-good

the entire country?

I am certain your state funeral and year of mourning will not be overlooked Gemmill.

Philip fucking Schofield.

It was a 4, thoroughly pancaked by lazy, nasally-retarded parents.

He seems to be a little better. Has had a proper shit today. Cheers.

If some of our members die maybe it'll free up some space on the server for me?

I’d be bored stuck with that tedious cunt all day.

On the bright side, I have a Brexit stockpile of 120 bottles of wine in my meter cupboard.

In A&E with the bairn, some observations; 1. The ambulance crew had just been trained in and issued with PPE this morning. 2. Even though we have been labelled as potential Covid19 cases we have not been segregated at all. 3. None of us will be tested unless we are admitted. 4. The general attitude is unbelievably casual. For us, let’s hope the bairn has something regular. However, if the above is reflective of national policy we are going to be Italy next week.

My son has a cough and fever. No medical professionals will see him (regulations) and he is now in (home) isolation for a week. Guess this is coming to all of us. Good luck everyone.

Bet Steve Bruce has filled his double garage with Walkers.

Pandas gave it to the bats, tbf.

First time ever without a family member.

Standers are immortal.

I prescribe less media, more cans.

Just seen the new Public Health England Coronavirus prevention advice includes instructions to stand up when you wipe your arse.

We are all going to die for his stomach.