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I have some amazingly informative info-graphics I could upload if this site didn't prioritize CT's appetite über alles.

I like that the entire planet is caught between meltdown and panic but on Toontastic there isn’t even a thread about it. 😎😅

I thought Jamie Oliver invented cool downs.

Having said that, imagine if we did but it was played behind closed doors. 😂

There's no hope of us winning any cups mate.

She can badly develop my business.

He loves to go all in on shit fashionable haircuts.

All his features are on maximum bong.

It's a yes from me.

Which morons say that? They’re running the world ffs.

Have you seen RLB's logo? Minging. I would upload it but our server is full of shit dinners so I can't.

And was it the reason you dumped her?

Has anyone heard about these 50,000 new nurses we’re getting?

Honestly had no idea he wasn’t.

Direct swap?

Portsmouth haven’t had three series on Netflix. Marra.

Too expensive at that.

Corona virus discovered here on Brexit day makes me think the universe has a sense of humour after all.

I hope everyone who gets hard ons gets fucked.

Nailed on humiliating defeat now, probably to include Shelvey getting two red cards, ASMR breaking four legs and Bruce exploding in a confetti of prawn cocktail Skips.

Hello Mr Ashley, I’m sure we will get along just fine, I too spent many years living in Bedouin tents.

I can see that it’s not for everyone and probably shouldn’t be spread everywhere but I’ve always loved a bit of wasabi tbf.

Will we all get champagne poopernovas?

Whichever evil murderers buy us, I’d like to see us sponsored by Huawei. It’s a perfect fit. Huawei the lads.