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This place is going to become a Mecca for these jokers.

I was transferring through Dubai years ago, shitfaced. I stepped over a low barrier to join a smaller queue and was berated by ex number 4. To which I slurred, a little too loudly, “what they gonna do, cut me hands off?” typed from my chinstrap

Surely if there is anyone to be criticised here it is Ashley for choosing to hand the reins to the Saudis? Has there been any such article?

Gaping hole in his argument tbf.

We might have a reason to survive this fucking pandemic after all lads! Sure we’ll have lost our homes and might be sucking cocks for supper but ambition could just return to Newcastle. Imagine actually wanting to win stuff again? I won’t believe it until there’s black and white burqas in Fenwick's window though.

Has the lift been furloughed?

If dickheads insist on wandering about like it’s a normal bank holiday then I can understand that prediction.

Peer pressure. None of them wanted to be the one to call time on their cocaine bumder parties.

Johnson is on cpap according to a professor at UCL.

More cans mate.

I read somewhere that only around 50% of those intubated pull through. That was a while ago though.

It is fascinating that his cavalier/careless attitude has finally bitten him in the arse.

Has no one on here had it yet? If it's that contagious you'd think at least a few of our thousands of users would be infected by now.

This. I bailed out of a Zoom group quiz last night. Pub quizzes are shit enough WITH the fucking pub.

She’s definitely not choosy.

Effluent on the other hand.

Disappointed you can’t just replace it yourself Gemmill. Sort yourself out man.

Any of these left mate?

That herd immunity, take it on the chin crap was treason. They will get away with it though, obviously.

Pharmacy is a cracking idea as they’ll have adult nappies.

And those pesky Dems were so close to getting rid of him just in time.

Stop spreading hope ffs.

Raab doesn't realise how important his mouth is for accessing his stomach.

Perfect time to buy an expensive trinket.

Alright Stevie. Did you catch the Arsenal game the other day?