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A cabal of London-based media types are blocking this, the cocknedia.

Is Ashley going out on WTO rules?

I dropped my pie today To see if I still feel I focus on the chips The only thing that's real My reaching tears a hole The old familiar rip Try to grab it anyway That cost one pound forty six What have I become My sweetest friend? Every pie I know Goes away, in the end And you could have it all My empire of tat Pies will let you down Pies will make you fat I have this ketchup stain On all the clothes I wear Massive baggy pants I cannot repair Beneath the stains of time The ketchup disappears You wait for release I am still right here

https://www.masterofmalt.com/whiskies/bunnahabhain-12-year-old-whisky/

You lot think people getting together to play a complex and challenging card game is sad. Well get this, apparently people sit alone in their pants at home, drinking shit lager and pretending to be a soldier on a computer!

Primal Amulet. I would share it but as the entire western world now knows I have FUCK ALL SERVER SPACE DESPITE SENDING ANT £15 THIS YEAR.

My hands are painted on a Magic card. Can anyone outgeek that?

One of the cards does have a KKK looking dude on it tbf.

They have been contorting themselves for years to try to appear morally righteous. And recently released a box of 5 (FIVE) playing cards for around £200.

30k is chump change ffs, the bloke who smokes in the bogs will be on that soon.

Council telly?

I was a bit worse for wear and was unable to reason if it was gentle ribbing or plain rude.

Today I learned Barnard Castle has the best eye tests in the country.

Superdry is going to make a statement this arvo.

Are you a sponge or a stone?

Grotesque. Off with their heads.

To be fair to Cummings, he probably couldn’t find any support in London as everyone fucking hates him.

Classic Fish.

That’s me! Can’t believe you’ve outed me with such little evidence. Would you like a discounted season pass?

Just watched it. Double bastard.

Bastard. I have to watch it now.

Now now, none of that talk. You got this.

This was really fucking tedious to scroll through twice on my phone.

Staggering prediction.