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I've noticed that almost everyone is better looking in a mask. I hope they stick around, I've had enough of looking at you mingers.

I'm sorry MF lad, but I've been told it's a Cockrot pandemic.

Season won't finish due to the next catastrophe, fans will be blamed.

I now keep my cans in the oven.

It's my fucking money, I received fuck all from them and the cunts are going to screw me for the next decade to pay for Ashley's fluffer.

They probably would if they could.

Do virus dream of cereal cafes?

Not a lake tbf. What is Trump’s favourite body of water? Piss.

Better go out jogging again, remind everyone I’m an all action guy fighting obesity and immigrants as one. Rightio, what to wear? Now I know this, what do joggers wear? Board shorts, yes of course, that’ll keep things in place. And a polo shirt, popped naturally. Don’t forget a great big black sweater, to make sure I don’t get cold jogging in the summer. Perfect. Now, I just need to remember to keep my thumbs up and find that camera.

I appreciate you may be a little upset and frustrated Carl but there’s absolute no need to have a go at Curly Wurlys.

Can you advise them they're a bunch of thundercunts please Troops? Ta.

Rafa loves English tapas. Embrace the culture.

Because that’s the quickest they can tie up the contracts.

He’s had thousands of careless Wispas.

I’m not sure what I’m asking for but yes please.

Probably delayed on the long trip.

What time is kick off? Pepperidge Farm remembers when useful information was included in the title.

It’s disgusting and wrong how City have just bought all this talent with huge financial reserves.

Impressive boycott this.

MVB barbecued my hamster.

Norwich isn't exactly the most exciting or glamorous place to be but next to Sunderland it is fucking Monaco.

Surprised they’ve only had one cooling break given that it’s 19 degrees.

Needs an ‘O’ on that.