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trophyshy

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  1. I was a bit worse for wear and was unable to reason if it was gentle ribbing or plain rude.
  2. Today I learned Barnard Castle has the best eye tests in the country.
  3. Superdry is going to make a statement this arvo.
  4. Grotesque. Off with their heads.
  5. To be fair to Cummings, he probably couldn’t find any support in London as everyone fucking hates him.
  6. That’s me! Can’t believe you’ve outed me with such little evidence. Would you like a discounted season pass?
  7. Just watched it. Double bastard.
  8. Bastard. I have to watch it now.
  9. This was really fucking tedious to scroll through twice on my phone.
  10. He can’t help himself adding flowery metaphors and elaborate prose. Terminal bastard omnicunt.
  11. I’m not counting any chickens until there’s one half burnt on a glittery bench with a cherry tomato up its jacksy.
  12. “Of course there is relief, but modesty is appropriate at this moment,” Pardew said regarding the season being called off.
  13. Herd immunity was at least a smokescreen for a cull, this lunatic is just telling people to kill themselves.
  14. I honestly thought this was Rachel off Friends.
  15. What’s going to really suck camel’s balls is being owned by Satan’s Earthly representatives and STILL winning fuck all.
  16. Throw yourself into the road darling, you haven't got a chance.
  17. Brexit must happen irrespective of the significant and long term cost to our economy. Also, tens of thousands must die so that the economy is protected.
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