Craig

We take photos of crap parking at work all the time and then upload them on the intranet! Amazing how well some people have learned to park of late - works a treat!

An honour to be the last one? I'd agree that it's a honour for him to have captained a Newcastle side who won something but to be the last one to do so 36 years after he did is more of an embarrassment to me! And anyway, what did Brian Kilcline lift above his head in May 1993, scotch mist?

we did tell you this about 2 hours ago!

Announcement of a radio deal IMO. If it was anything 'important' the likes of SSN would be reporting that we're about to do a press conference....

*cough, splutter*

Micky Quinn's available is he not?

Precisely... I commented on that but those on here with a bit too much rentention in their anal regions started doing a post mortem on my grammar!

Stephen Carr for me!

Would we be suprised though?? (certainly not pleasantly)

You hacking genius! You've managed to take out the site before anyone had the chance to check out your poor use of the English language. 9966[/snapback] Not seen dictionary.com go down before, so maybe you're right. 9969[/snapback] Had I said shallnt then I'd understand where you're coming from but you buggers are picking gnat shit out of pepper!

They let them take firecrackers into the ground?

"Page can not be displayed"....

Shalln't bother listening then! 9947[/snapback] Is that a real word? Finally my "press conference at...." has hit the media 9951[/snapback] No.... But then is shouldn't ?? (the grammar's correct anyway, you picky sod! )

Shalln't bother listening then!

Another new one added (love this one and bet it gets used regularly!)

This sort of thing??

A thread to be 'owned' by an Aussie living in Southampton then!

From .COM this lunch time...

My Mam was in a wheelchair before she died. I remember getting into an argument with some pompus bitch in a hotel car park who'd taken a disabled spot when she clearly wasn't and we'd had to park miles away - making life hard for my Mam... When the bitch refused to move her car, i had a word with the hotel who said legally, they couldn't do anything and she could park where she liked........so I went out there and parked mine directly behind hers sideways on! What did she say? "I'm going to have a word with the manager about this!" "Go ahead, knock yourself out bitch!"

You know where to go if you want that! (although I've heard it's gonna be scrapped there too!)

Pass...... I just cut and pasted it

Out of the mouths of babes... (1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 (2) No person really decides before they grow up whom they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kirsten, age 10 WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? (1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10 (2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married. -- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age) HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? (1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? (1) Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8 WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? (1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure) (2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, age 10 WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR? (1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. -- Craig, age 9 WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? (1) When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7 (2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. -- Curt, age 7 (3) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. -- Howard, age 8 IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? (1) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out. -- Theodore, age 8 (2) Its better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child) HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED? (1) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? -- Kelvin, age 8 And the #1 Favorite is........ HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? (1) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. -- Ricky, age 10

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That one is certainly the hardest!