Craig

So in the starting XI that Jimbo, Maggiespaws and myself suggest, who would you replace Owen with? (baring in mind we've already got Martins and Viduka on the pitch)?

or: GODDARD 9

You'd want to get "my wine gums" or something underneath, shirley? Or "me hamster" ?

FWIW, IF we stay in the Premiership and IF the numbers are red.... (big IFs I know!), I'll more than likely have GASCOIGNE ......8 Think it would be very apt...

We did for European games, not sure if they brought anything like that in for the PL / Championship though. I don't think the mackems have a patch on the back, do they?

If it isn't this XI (injuries aside), I'd be concerned. IMO it's the best team we have available.

It's a very crude bit of editting I've done but IMO it looks a million times better with where I've put the badges on Owen's shirt (left Nolan's as it is for a comparison). Thoughts?

Agree totally: --------------------Harper----------------- --Beye---Bassong---Saylor---Enrique-- --------Jonas---Guthrie---Duff----------- --------Owen---Viduka---Martins-------- For me

I watched the video (who the fuck does Craig Hope think he is BTW? That tit who does the voice overs on Big Brother?) over on .cock. Was edging for one of them to turn round to see if they had a number on the back - doubt they did as we obviously don't know what style they'll be.

I'd suggest we'd look like Newcastle United - how we always used to look....

Definitely... we need to go the full retro effort

Eamonn to that tbh. Agree totally. The badge should be over your heart IMO. It's closer (or as close) to your heart in the centre than when it's on the left, isn't it? Literally, you might be right... but all those who 'hold their heart' when singing their national anthem tend to hold their left tit. Anyways, you know what location I was getting at...

two games running as well - last game for them was the CL match at Stamford Bridge was it not? Wonder if any club has been involved in two consecutive 4-4 draws before? Liverpool have scored 27 goals in their last 8 games..... that's over half of what we've scored all season! (we've scored 47)

Eamonn to that tbh. Agree totally. The badge should be over your heart IMO.

The panel's no different in size to the current one IMO.

Hopefully that back means a return to red numbers.... The more I look at it, the more it is a retro 80s effort: Aye, instantly reminded me of the kits we went down in last time/started the 2nd Division in, save for the badge being central. PS who's that hideous little twat in the background? Is it Wise or was there another dwarf in that team, I can't remember now? Looks like Wise to me.... horrible little cunt

BTW - have those socks changed at all from this seasons?

It's a copy of this tbh. (which bizarrely we wore the first season after relegation from the top flight )

Hopefully that back means a return to red numbers.... The more I look at it, the more it is a retro 80s effort:

You're kidding me? Looks just like the current one!! Although that collar is very reminiscant of the 87/88 shirt (Gazza's last season with us). Also...... is that a kappa-style skin tight jobby? It's going to look a nightmare with the beer guts.

Have you still not found something Fish?

It's in the most popular vids...What do you want from me a fucking precis of relevance with a datestamp every time I post? Sounds like a good plan - can you do so from now on?

Re-read required. Oh I see, I know, he has gone from winning nothing at Liverpool, to winning nothing at Spurs. All whilst earning 60K a week for playing football. He must be beside himself. He's gone from playing with Gerrard to playing with Jenas I thought those rumours were unfounded?

Fucking hell Parky how old?? I thought the BBC were slow on the news pick up until I checked the date of the story...

Saudi Telecom have been strongly suspected for some time. As for the size, Man United are one hell of advertising space. For the period this shirt is likely to be worn, I'd suspect a new sponsor to give a little. They have just announced the sponsor as 3 indonesia. That shirt must be a fake. Shirt might be a fake but I think the design is correct for the away kit. Home kit is supposed to be the inverse.