Craig

1713: Fact time: Manchester United have been speaking to Dimitar Berbatov. Classic United, this. They'll agree terms, get him to sign a medical and then force Spurs to accept a lower bid for him as the clock ticks towards midnight. Allegedly.

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Sorry, but what fuckin' difference does it make to anyone with half a brain?? None, but half a major American city is being wiped out while we talk about a fat bloke downing a pint and refresh the BBC live text transfer page. It's all comparative bullshit. On the subject of that, there's a bloke at work who's got twin monitors and on one of them he's got open all the live webcams of New Orleans he can find... Sick bastard is waiting to see the first person washed down the street...

How exactly is it looking desperate for us? We have had a good day thus far. You have only officially signed a fella called Nacho Ganzales. I am struggling to see the good day bit? Xisco is at St.James park now. That's two and there will probably be one more. Performing the thong song? Original. Not even in this thread either...

Scolari or Benitez IMO

He wanted to move from Spurs to play CL football, right?? So why the fuck would he go to Man City? It's not even a sideways move, it's going backwards. If he honestly is considering signing on the dotted line for Citeh, I hope to fuck Big Mike is there with a pint in his hand trying to guzzump them!

Perhaps we should have done what the Yanks have done and increased the number of wildcards involved? I agree with the unknowns - Monty and Clarke would have been better options. I think it's their turn anyway - we've won 3 on the bounce. Not convinced by Faldo either - still think he believes too much in his own hype.

anyone remember that mackem clown who emailed the show when we were on Channel 5 (UEFA Cup) and John Barnes read it out? Highly critical of us and was signed "FTM"

I agree with the inclusion of Paul Casey but Darren Clarke should have got the nod instead of Poulter IMO. Poulter cooked his goose when he decided not to participate in the last points scoring event got the Ryder Cup - shocking that he's still got a place. Monty has been fucking gash of late tbh. Great Ryder Cup history but that's not reason enough to put him in the team is it?

Happy Birthday Wacky lad....

Material clicks hell IIRC...

Just have to wait 7 months now to get it...

Exactly what I was going to say.. we were expect an arse-raping off them both - we got a point at OT and we were really clutching straws if we thought we were going to get similar from Arsenal. Not many teams will go there this season and walk away with anything. And if anything else, the result helps justify the need to bring more in before midnight on Monday.

Will be now anyway...

To be the best you've got to beat the best..... Might as well make a start with the worst then

surprisingly on YouTube.. Keep digging lads, we need some more archive stuff

Remember when we played at Wembley in the 1980s??

Jesus 1988-89 was depressing, wasn't it?

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! I seem to remember you being a particular fan...

Pretty certain it's lots of rest or surgery.... One of the medical fraternity will be able to say for sure.

Time to revive an 'old skool' thread in tribute? Fish - do your worst...

Too bloody right!!! Now all we need is a Back To The Future game!

Wii Music been brought forward to November this year.... This however, I can't wait for......

Take a joke you daft fucking spastic

He gave as good as he got... and more some times! Quite often he'd post something which had fairly obvious undertones to invoke a reaction from certain people and then when they did bite - he'd start playing the victim. If he wants to flounce - let him.. we don't really need to keep starting threads to remind us of the fact the has done so.

at least my sentence still made sense even if it wasn't capitalised.