Craig

My goodness - did we just do the double over another club?

Steven Harper modelled the kit for that shoot & every other. Steven Harper has always modelled the kits. Has he fuck like - Shay's done most if not all of them. Not remember the 'rhubarb and custard' one he did a couple of years back and looked far from impressed? Shay definitely did this one and I remember seeing him on it the other day making me think he'll not be modelling next seasons. The cut and paste at the neck line is horrific.

Christ

£3k overdrafts? Fucking hell!! I thought I had a mahoosive one at £1500 when I was a student.... I'm with HSBC and have been now for 13 years. Can't fault them. Have heard bad things about both Barclays and Shat West from various mates...

Don't get hung up on megapixels, in my opinion the lens is as important if not more so. Indeed. Selling itself as a top end camera phone, you've got to expect Mr Zeiss has been supplying... I'm interested by the C905 for my next phone but got my fingers burned with the crap firmware I had on the K850i - sometimes the phone would just reboot, others it'd pack up completely and you'd have to remove the battery to get it to reset. Hope Sony Ericsson have sorted that little ditty out. Oh yeah and Jimbo - did you ever find that the photos over exposed on the K850i?

Dogs are stupid, they'll climb owt.... but how the fuck did that ram get up there?

Also missing the three stripes off the cuffs and waist band.

No need to apologise to me - it's you who'll have to use it... We have them in work, I decided to go with one of these babies instead: http://www.reghardware.co.uk/2008/07/17/review_nokia_e71/ It does look good, but it's a Nokia which is putting me off. I bet the loading time is shite. It's a smart phone, it boots up in less than 10 seconds. That thing you're considering on the other hand can take up to half a minute - loading up time being the very thing that puts me off windows mobile devices.

Nah... I posted that pic and then alex said he'd have preferred it if it was a classic adidas tracksuit with the trefoil, three stripes on the sleeves and our crest and that was it... And then I found the Chelsea one

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Right here sir.... http://www.prodirectsoccer.co.uk/prodinfo....21&DEPT=203

You know for the first time in 25 years, I don't actually give a fuck what the new kit looks like - suppose that's because I'm safe in the realisation that I won't be buying it...

The only think I thing I'd change is the plain collar and the stripes over the shoulders. think the collar needs a white pin-stripe (maybe 3? ) The three stripes need to stop at the top of the sleeves (like the grandad collar shirt did).

Hark at Mr 'it's not really my field'..... I reckon they hire you to do the photocopying sammy

Sell that fucking banjo of yours and don't buy another then

Have heard it's taken the ex 3 hours to get from her office to the school to pick up my daughter and she's still not there... It's only 2 miles!!!!

Oooo look what I've found http://www.prodirectsoccer.com/staticfeature.asp?ART=1439 I'm going to piss you all off and order it in red - proper retro NUFC

Just need to find a place that does retro adidas numbering now

Really can't understand the fucking shite spouted by some fans towards Given after the service he's given us over the past decade. He's been a fucking terrific servant and can't be blamed whatsoever for wanting to get out of this shit-tip

Fucking hell man, check out the cut and paste work that kitbag have done - that was Shay stood between Owen and Duff a couple of weeks back!

Course there's always Skinner & Baddiel's take on it...

Fuckers have done one for Chelsea alex.... I take it this, with black instead of colbalt and the NUFC crest would cut the mustard?

Would you prefer this one alex? Thing is, I just can't see anyone but Jack Charlton, Willie McFaul or Derek Wright (when he had hair!) in it... Shame you'd have to buy it from the club though EDIT: I've just noticed Ashley has renamed the online shop to NUFC Direct! Fuck me gently Used to have that one back in the day. Umbro wasn't it? But I'd actually really like a plain adidas one with the badge and trefoil and three stripes on the sleeve and that's it. Aye it was umbro. I never had that one but I had the next one (had the vertical 'Umbro' sash over the right shoulder). I'm getting the picture of the adidas tracksuit you have in mind - sounds good

It's an adidas garment rather than an official Newcastle United garment. From what I can recall when I was working in the sportswear industry, adidas reserve the right to use the crests of the clubs they provide for on non-offical garments. In other words, Ashley will see fuck all of it. Fuck it, forget the t-shirt idea - we should all just buy this instead of the new kit when it's released. Just realised that the last home kit design was the choice of Fat Freddie - I bet Fat Mike makes a big cock up of that too! I am in agreement that we should all buy this rather then the new kit... Pud, get NUSC on that case with it. For definite... My order's just gone in

Would you prefer this one alex? Thing is, I just can't see anyone but Jack Charlton, Willie McFaul or Derek Wright (when he had hair!) in it... Shame you'd have to buy it from the club though EDIT: I've just noticed Ashley has renamed the online shop to NUFC Direct! Fuck me gently