Craig

The only credible point made in this whole thread tbh

Stereophonics - Pull The Pin

Many new PCs run SATA hard drives and IDE optical drives.

I'd completely forgotten I'd posted it

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. "That's nice", she thinks, "but I want more." So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help With housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. PLEASE NOTE: To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street. The first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love sex and have money. The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

I don't even own one for reference, sounds as exciting as reading the dictionary....which I know some people do too though. Canny cheap at Amazon, I didn't realise it had writing about the places in there . I might ask for it for christmas and see what the fuss is all about. With the likes of google earth and local.live there hardly seems the need these days. I've got a copy of this at home.... And it weighs a fucking ton!!!!

What's the odds on the next manager then??

Your Final score: 482,855 pts Your Final level: 11 Your Traveler IQ: 124

I'm getting that for the Wii. Good wrist action required by the looks of it..... It's what I've got it for....

Is he for real?

Martin Scorsese

The same thing I do the other 364 days of the year......finish work and go home

That's bollocks... I'm getting divorced and would love to have 5 days silence!

And here's the thread which contains the fix... http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?showtopic=13361 Hope it helps

Same sort of thing as this Steve? http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?showtopic=12872 Jimbo got a fix for it in the end - a reg poke I think! I'm furiously scrabbling around looking for it!!!!!

Are you suggesting that i'd relocate company property to my home?

We've got a 40" Samsung plasma in the stores at work doing nothing because the bloke who project managed the new Video Conference equipment install "happened" to order on screen too many..... I'm waiting for it to suddenly 'disappear' then ask him what happened to it...... in earshot of his boss of course

Hes right what he says though, the SE prefix was not brought in until April 2003, so its either a fake pay slip or Riise's not using his correct NINO. Is it possible at all that he may have been issued with a new nino? Perhaps if his previous one had been compromised?? LFC seem pretty certain its a genuine article...

If it's monthly pay it could be genuine. Says pay week 24. It does but that doesn't necessarily mean he's getting paid weekly. If you look at his to-date figures, he's paid just over £300k in PAYE. The to-date figures will have started at the beginning of the tax year (April) and this payslip is 5 months later (September). Given that the PAYE for this payslip is £55k, it roughly equates to 1/5th of his to date figures suggesting the payslip is a monthly one, not a weekly one. Works out that he's paid around £27.5k a week...

I think the line that LFC are taking the matter seriously and have confirmed that Riise has evidently "lost" one of payslips means Sima is talking a load of tosh!

Shit, shall I go buy some razor blades now?

you were far too quick

Hmmm... Have a look at the following link - and in particular Youssef Belhadj.... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/4899544.stm Michael Owen been growing a beard??

Considering he's the club's life president, it'd be hard to ban him wouldn't it.....?