Craig

Happy birthday!

He could be on his hols...

Are the press going to report on every minor bump that Hammond has now? Fuck's sake, they're really struggling for news, aren't they?

In all honesty Dr Ken, I doubt there'll be much if any grief. I reckon there'd be more chance if he was a Blue Nose who was tagging along to a Newcastle v Liverpool game. On the whole, we seem to have more respect for Liverpool than we do Everton in the same way we do for Arsenal rather than Spuds.

You off in search of the lesser-spotted Borders Mag Pud??

I'll be going to the Liverpool match in November with a red scouser in tow. Not quite sure which end we'll be sitting in yet either but we'll both be in our respective shirts I can't see why there'd be any aggro - bit of banter perhaps. Anyway, if he has Reds tendancies, surely he'll be screaming for us anyway?

.com Try getting out of that one you fat useless lard-arse.... (No doubt Leazes will have an answer for it though - will probably say we've editted Freddy's statement )

4 months away and back with avengence... Good to see you back sir

I'm referring to the fact that it's doubled in price in 10 years. And what difference is there in passports since then? Just one - they print your scanned signature in instead of you signing it on receipt of it. But now you bring it to attention, think about it i layman's terms. You're paying £6.60 a year to provide them with information that they already can readily obtain for nothing.... More to the point, if you have a family of 2 adults and 2 kids who need their passport renewing, that's £264!! Little bit different when you were able to have one passport per family, isn't it?

30?? Fucking hell I thought he was older than me......by at least 3 years! Happy birthday Sammy

He's been offered what he's been offered. If he's true to his word, he'll sign the contract. If he doesn't sign it, then his salary is more important to him and off he'll go. N'Zog and Milner are nearer 1st team selection (both in terms of ability and in comparison to their peers), IMO...

£51 I think Jon, it's just gone up this year...... And if they bring in further biometrics, expect that to shoot up even more!

So fucking what? Steven Taylor keeps going on about the fact that playing for Newcastle United is the most important thing to him. If that's true then sign the contract and shut the fuck up!!!

The press are making more of this than they need to tbh. Until you accept someone as a 'friend' on there, all they can see of you is a thumnail image (doesn't show much) and the list of friends you having. It's not like they're allowing access to private information FFS!

tbh Laz, I'm trying to persuade work that I need to make a business trip abroad - that way it'll be paid for me

So because America charge that much, it's OK for us to do it is it?? Didn't realise it works like that.... It fucking stinks if you ask me, all the details that exist on your passport are already in the government's hands to start with, they just charge you an extortionate amount every 10 years to 'confirm' that detail with them. When you consider it's nearly doubled in price in the last 10 years, do you find that acceptable? Will you be happy paying around £130 in 10 years time?

Or.....

Mine expired last month so i've just looked into getting it renewed..... Sixty-six fucking quid!!! Are they taking the piss or what?? OK it might have been 10 years ago, but I am sure I didn't pay more than 35 notes last time for one. We're all supposed to part of the European Union anyway so why the hell is it so high? Surely they should offer different levels of passport these days, one for EU only and one for the rest of the world. All joking aside, no wonder there's a whole load of illegal immigrants in this country.

It is rather old....... (they won't get that bit neither.....)

Surprisingly you can easily get 2 decent sized adults in the back seat. No way you'd get a third though... Terrible looking car, abortion tbh. Cougar afterbirth I was of the same opinion until I got in one. For once they've actually done a decent job and not simply angle-ground the roof off it. I personally wouldn't get one but she's always wanted a convertible and had the opportunity to get one so why not? A bloke driving a convertible is the cardinal sin i reckon, something I'd expect of J69 though Easy on the 'driving' line because I'm intending to have a blast in it. Agree with you if you're talking about owning one though... I'm looking at the Golf GT Sport for my next car

You can get a book on it by J.R. Hartley you know.... EDIT: Just realised that about 70% of the people on here won't get that reference at all

Just out of interest what have the Pug police done in the past? Have heard of instances in the past of cases that are going on too long for their chief commissioner's liking and suddenly new evidence appears which you would question why it hadn't come to light before that point... Personally I'm sick of the whole carry on. If they find her, dead or alive, that's news - all this at the moment is ridiculous!

Terrible looking car, abortion tbh. Cougar afterbirth I was of the same opinion until I got in one. For once they've actually done a decent job and not simply angle-ground the roof off it. I personally wouldn't get one but she's always wanted a convertible and had the opportunity to get one so why not?

My knocking of the portuguese filth was not automatic support of the British justice system - we all know that's a bent as hell! However the Sally Clarke case was not a judicial fit-up, a medical professional fucked up on that one.