Craig

Steady now....Peasepud, Gemmill and I made it so the talent wasn't that great....

You can't handle the truth!

What register? http://www.theregister.com/

I'm still at....

I read that on The Register yesterday - thought it was a wind up!

Rugby, with your hips. You're mad I know - got talked into it though. They needed a scrum half (and yes, I know they're not supposed to get involved in the mauls and rucks but it was 15-15, close to our try line with minutes left and i could get the ball) Wish I hadn't now

Nope - I've no side effects at all these days except for two fucking huge scars on my legs and hips that don't look quite right. Oh and the surgeon said it was probably advisable never to attempt the splits. The only time I've had any grief was during a rugby match at Uni when I ended up in a maul that turned over and i dislocated it. Would have happened with normal hips tbh.

That someone got killed?? You don't change at all do you?

Nah, what makes you think that? I'm just interested in weird stuff tbh, or odd things which is probably odd in itself 2 half hips? Do explain... Had a tumour on my right hip when I was 5. They removed it and transplanted half from my left. Had it be malignant, I'd probably have lost my right leg. Thankfully it was benign...

Have you been drinking Chris?? I have 2 half hips - that's my oddity!

Are you suggesting that someone else has waffled?

Fuck that, leave it canned!

How many more years are people going to bring up that line? I said that 3 years ago and regretted it. It's been the same every year since!

Totally agree! He's right this time though...

A design course where you get computers to help you design stuff? How lazy is that?! And get quite well paid for it! Boring as shit mind, hence I got out of it....

Hidden. Correctamundo! I'm intrigued as to what else Renton though it could have been.... Something........... ............sinister What do you think this is man, the mafia??

Hidden. Correctamundo! I'm intrigued as to what else Renton though it could have been....

I've noticed he's been on here in 'stealth mode' recently.... Someone upset him?

Congrats Ritchie Will have been with my lot 7 years in September.

Why would a construction firm be saying that then? because construction workers need Porn as much as the next man? Oh trust me, these fuckers look at plenty of porn! One of our servers was full up of data and the users were moaning like fuck. As ever, the main protagonists were the ones who had 25GB of MP3s stored on there, and yes, it was immediately deleted. One geezer had 10GB of porn mpegs in his private area. That got delete too and replaced with: YourPornStashHasBeenDeleted.txt which contained: "if i ever see material of this nature on our systems again, i shall be informing your HR dept." I bet Craig's stash is very, very, very, very well protected. Aye....... It's not at work!

Whats that? Looks like it says SPIV. Top brand name that. What?? Orange?? Aye, it is pretty well known! Craig quick to defend his oxfam mobile, there. Thing was given to me - cost me nowt. Makes & receives calls, text messages, browses the web, sends and receives email and most of all...... Doesn't cost me a single penny

Whats that? Looks like it says SPIV. Top brand name that. What?? Orange?? Aye, it is pretty well known!

Whats that? Looks like it says SPIV. Orange SPV M600. It's a PDA really but doubles up as a phone - all the 'big-wigs' at work have them so they can get their email while they're on the move. We all got given one because the theory is if we have to support them, we have to know how they operate and there's no better way of doing that than having one ourselves. It's OK but as it runs Windows Mobile 5, it takes forever to boot up!

One of these....

I've only just noticed what you've got on your desktop 'Post-It' note! :nufc: