Craig

Parker was rightly MOTM by a country mile. I thought Milner had an alright game but it was nowt special. Luque scored a cracking goal but should really have had a hat-trick. He seemed to do the hard work and then fuck it up at the optimum moment. That being said I don't think his confidence was helped by the fact a large section of the crowd were on his back from start to finish! Someone needs to pack Babayaro's bags though - I've never noticed it when watching it on the TV but yesterday it was blatently clear that he goes off for a wander time and time again leaving Bramble to cover the full back slot as well - not fucking good enough! And Carr's almost as bad!

Just make sure you lets us all know where you'll be! 160359[/snapback] Just look out for a black Clio with a daft number plate - there surely can't be two of them!

Recovered from what? You spent most of the time ushering Gemmill back on the pitch and propping the goalposts up!

Crisps in sandwiches are lush!

Do ever talk anything that makes sense? Speaking of itching, how's the head?? 160325[/snapback] I'm itching to give Craig the staring roll in my Avatar 160329[/snapback] What happens on the piss up, stays on the piss up - nee photos on the board!

Wasn't the cleverest thing anyone's ever done but there's kudos for the belt selling incident!

Do ever talk anything that makes sense? Speaking of itching, how's the head??

There is no clique - everyone is invited (even DanTheMan, even though he had us all wondering who the fuck he was!) I'm definitely coming to the next one

Well, it was us yacking at 2:30am on the balcony ! 160305[/snapback] True... I've just remembered pointing in the sky at 4.30am saying "look at that sunset!" 160307[/snapback] I like that one 160319[/snapback] And next I'll be dying me hair blonde!

Aye, if you wanted to see the photos you had to be there

Geordie Star Wars was class as well! Still cracking up at Chewbacca going "ARRRRRRRRRRSE!"

Dwarf Chess - I'd forgotten that one! Remember something about you having to wash your hands twice as well - and how long did it take Matt to get a drink?

Well, it was us yacking at 2:30am on the balcony ! 160305[/snapback] True... I've just remembered pointing in the sky at 4.30am saying "look at that sunset!"

I wonder if he's been round to aplogise to his neighbours yet? You do realise that it's me you and Jimbo getting the blame??

Is that not Brocks beard ??? if not it needs a trim an edge.... 160224[/snapback] Merkin tbh 160226[/snapback] One of the topics on discussion yesterday! 160291[/snapback] Brock's beard or Sunshine Fanny? 160293[/snapback] I seem to recall 'Sunshine Fanny' being discussed a hell of a lot! I was on about merkins - neither Ritchie nor Toplass knew what they were

Is that not Brocks beard ??? if not it needs a trim an edge.... 160224[/snapback] Merkin tbh 160226[/snapback] One of the topics on discussion yesterday!

I could do with a belt myself ! 160284[/snapback] I hear GeordieShandy is quite handy at flogging them!

Well I'm finally home thanks to a lovely accident just outside Sheffield! Fantastic to have met you all at long last - a very big thank you to Peasepud for putting me up and also for letting me "pray to the porcelain god" yesterday morning! Also to Cath for sorting the meal and every other small detail of the weekend - how the hell you remembered what everyone was drinking was beyond me! Oh aye and to SLP for sorting out the 5-a-side. I think we all did particularly well actually Was nice to be home for the first time in 7 years - I'm missing it all again What I'm not missing is someone crowing about THAT goal he scored yesterday! Anyone got a belt they want to sell?

See Jimbo for guidelines....

Persecution complex? 159392[/snapback] Not at all. However, it will get a bit annoying if you won't get over the fact I have this slight difference to you. 159544[/snapback] Would that be the fact that DotBum is funny and you're not?

Cut the links, though. These are the same lads who have you spending half your day deleting mails. For the love of all that is holy don't let these cunts prosper! 160124[/snapback] Done

One performance shone like a beacon though I think you meant to say. Hardly my fault that the exiles couldn't contend with my skill rendering the whole thing a bit of a mismatch from start to finish. 160092[/snapback] Is that when you were playing on our side daft shite??

Happy birthday for yesterday DK!

That's not what you were saying yesterday!

We've come to the unanimous decision of not bothering to delete these any more......but for fuck's sake improve the humour man!