Craig
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WTF is this doing in Newcastle Chat BTW??? *Moving it*
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Think you missed out on your daily dose of irony...!
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FUCK!!! What is it with our players and hamstring injuries?
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Of course there are people who are filling up as normal who I feel sorry for, as the panic tossers are turning a 5 minute chore into a 30 minute one. The long queues yesterday and the fact petrol stations are reporting using a weeks supply in two days backs up that people are buying petrol they don't need. Thankfully I've got half a tank full, or I'd have been pissed off yesterday if I'd had to fill up. 32659[/snapback] During these times, I reckon they should implement a standing charge of say £25. That way, if you can fit £25 in your tank, good for you - if you can't, tough shit you've obviously got enough in there to start with...... Would make the panic buyers think twice...
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You were panic buying and what is more, we all know you were! 32647[/snapback] 50 miles to drive to work and had less than 3 litres in the tank?? Aye - I was panic buying!
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I love the way they automatically assume that everyone who is filling up IS panic-buying.... My car was running on vapours last night so I had to fill up otherwise I wasn't coming to work today. What was I supposed to tell my employers? "Sorry, can't come in as I have no petrol and didn't want to be labelled as a panic-buyer!"
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indeedy.... It is the only way to go... Pud, the javascript on the BBC News site is imbedded in the header section. They've got: <script src="http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/js/nol4.js" language="JavaScript" type="text/javascript"></script> <script src="http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/nol/ukfs_news/js/av.js" language="JavaScript" type="text/javascript"></script> <script src="http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/js/csf_2.js" language="JavaScript" type="text/javascript"></script> So I guess if you 'replicate' those js files on your own server and put that in the header and use the other bits i've put above, you should be ok... BTW, Gol has successfully implemented it on his site, so it is possible!
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it was gone midnight, i literally lifted the code off the page. Haven't had time to interrogate it yet! I'll have a closer look later on...
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This is the html of the page which holds the ticker itself: <!doctype html public "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd"> <html> <head> <title></title> <meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html;charset=iso-8859-1" /> <link type="text/css" rel="stylesheet" href="/nol/shared/css/news.css" /> </head> <body> <div class="ticki"><a id="tickerAnchor" href="#" target="_top" class="tickl"></a></div> <script language="JavaScript" type="text/javascript"> <!-- // Ticker startup function startTicker() { // Define run time values theCurrentStory = -1; theCurrentLength = 0; // Locate base objects if (document.getElementById) { theAnchorObject = document.getElementById("tickerAnchor"); runTheTicker(); } else { document.write("<style>.ticki{display:none;}.ticko{border:0px; padding:0px;}</style>"); return true; } } // Ticker main run loop function runTheTicker() { var myTimeout; // Go for the next story data block if(theCurrentLength == 0) { theCurrentStory++; theCurrentStory = theCurrentStory % theItemCount; theStorySummary = theSummaries[theCurrentStory].replace(/"/g,'"'); theTargetLink = theSiteLinks[theCurrentStory]; theAnchorObject.href = theTargetLink; thePrefix = "<span class=\"tickls\">" + theLeadString + "</span>"; } // Stuff the current ticker text into the anchor theAnchorObject.innerHTML = thePrefix + theStorySummary.substring(0,theCurrentLength) + whatWidget(); // Modify the length for the substring and define the timer if(theCurrentLength != theStorySummary.length) { theCurrentLength++; myTimeout = theCharacterTimeout; } else { theCurrentLength = 0; myTimeout = theStoryTimeout; } // Call up the next cycle of the ticker setTimeout("runTheTicker()", myTimeout); } // Widget generator function whatWidget() { if(theCurrentLength == theStorySummary.length) { return theWidgetNone; } if((theCurrentLength % 2) == 1) { return theWidgetOne; } else { return theWidgetTwo; } } // --> </script> <script language="JavaScript" type="text/javascript"> <!-- var theCharacterTimeout = 50; var theStoryTimeout = 5000; var theWidgetOne = "_"; var theWidgetTwo = "-"; var theWidgetNone = ""; var theLeadString = "LATEST: "; var theSummaries = new Array(); var theSiteLinks = new Array(); var theItemCount = 4; theSummaries[0] = "The government decides that the UVF ceasefire is over after days of riots. More soon."; theSiteLinks[0] = "/1/hi/default.stm"; theSummaries[1] = "The Millennium Dome's former lighting chief is jailed over a huge fraud."; theSiteLinks[1] = "/1/hi/uk/4243850.stm"; theSummaries[2] = "Bosnian Serb war crimes suspect, Sredoje Lukic, surrenders. "; theSiteLinks[2] = "/1/hi/world/europe/4243810.stm"; theSummaries[3] = "New Orleans nursing home owners charged with negligent homicide."; theSiteLinks[3] = "/1/hi/world/americas/4243678.stm"; startTicker(); //--> </script> </body> </html> It's URL is http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/ukfs_news/hi/front_page/ticker.stm
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this appears to be the script they're using.... <script language="JavaScript" type="text/javascript"> <!-- function createClass() { if ((document.getElementById) && (document.body.innerHTML)) { document.write("<div class='ticko'>"); } else { document.write("<div class='tickh'>"); } } createClass(); // --> </script><iframe height="13" marginwidth="0" width="629" scrolling="no" src="/nol/ukfs_news/hi/front_page/ticker.stm" frameborder="0" marginheight="0"></iframe></div> See if you can decipher that - i'll have a look in the morning at it when i'm more awake...
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78 metres here....
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what about the one on the bbc news site??
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Al Fayed got pissed off with the couple going between Harrods and Harvey Nichs price-matching one against the other then? * - if this turns out to have any similarity to what actually happened, my coment is just coincidence, OK?
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So you expect Pud on your doorstep dressed in a nurses uniform?
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Ask an Aussie and they'll argue that it IS teeny and insignificant..... (would have been a different story had they won like! )
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A match...?? The lost the series (and the ashes) as well!
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I managed to get some, and then got accused of pani buying by the bloke in the kiosk.... He shut up when I pointed out that I'd pumped 47 litres into a tank which has only has a 50 litre capacity.... Twat!
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Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't kick her out of bed.... She just wouldn't be my first choice!
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Lucy Pinder - page 3 model I believe.... Second photo, I like them all except the one on the extreme right....
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Couple more to add.....
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I had a dream last night that I was talking to my Mam about the baby me and the missus are expecting next month... Woke up this morning convinced it was real and even tried to get another hours kip to talk some more to her but it didn't work!
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Don't forget Solano.... And none of them are 'rejects', they all signed for Newcastle despite interest from Merseyside clubs...
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I think we're better being renamed as 'I don't want to play on Merseyside FC' after this summer's activity
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You just have......
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I bet they are gutted, 1k light 32111[/snapback] Only if they actually placed the bet!
