Craig

Gotta love those Photoshop guys

Been run on the BBC ticker as we speak.... Now he might be a nice bloke and all that, but apart from supporting some shitty Brummy team, what association has he ever had with the 'Beautiful Game'??

Only real solution is to create a database.... And anything this has more than 65,536 records really should be a database and not a spreadsheet. From the info you've given I'd knock it up in SQL Server but if you don't have that or you've never used it before, an Access DB will the job OK (although personally I can't stand MS Access!)

Oh c'mon..... it was common knowledge that Mourinho was going to take over... Just because the press had yet picked it up doesn't necessarily mean it hadn't already happened. Rumours suggest that Mourinho had signed a pre-contract with Chelsea as early as October 2003...

'sokay - my missus is an RE.... I trouble her with all my grief!

Very true..... They were Peter Kenyon purchases... 34208[/snapback] As far as i remember, (but can't say i really care either way) Mourinho was already taking over and gave Chelsea/Kenyon a list of players he wanted and they went after them for him. 34214[/snapback] That's the runour.... What is known is that Ranieri had absolutely no input on them arriving!

Very true..... They were Peter Kenyon purchases...

Bet the Dad's an accountant. Probably trying to save on thread, sewing the name in to their clothing, and pen ink, writing their name down. 34179[/snapback] Scott got a love-child??

Attention seeker!

Well, that's me out of the committee. 34152[/snapback] So that's a comitte, then? 34153[/snapback] Who's being committed? AF??

Shouldn't that be rosé??

So that's what they're up to when they say they're 'snowed under' when I'm chasing the tax rebabte I'm owed....

Bloody Hell man!!! I don't hink you can run far enough.................................. 34089[/snapback] Some people really are silly, aren't they? Wonder what time my Fairy Godmother will turn up? 34091[/snapback] I think Scott works 'til 6. 34095[/snapback] Will he arrive in full dress?

You been buying pumpkins again??

Swindy will strike you down for that comment!!!

Isn't that the one Walliver used to use?? Anyway, surely this one needs to be considered one of the best ever....

....I know how some of you like to 'cling' to shite rumours in the vain hope there may be a modicum of truth in it...

Is it true that, when offered pineapple juice or water at the reception at 10 Downing Street, Mr Flintoff preceeded to search the fridges looking for beer and then quizzed Blair where it was when he couldn't find any??

I was pissing myself listening to TalkSport this morning.... A 'bitter' rang in and said something along the lines of "never mind, we can concentrate on the league, it's no big loss" Alan Brazil replied with, "your team has qualified for Europe for the first time in 20 years and has thrown it away not once, but twice in a matter of weeks. You've lost revenue, player attraction and all the credibility you earned last year - I beg to differ, it's a VERY big loss!"

Thanks should go to MattM4 - he provided it to me!

Kujt next summer??

Tis bullshit... OK try Here

Except the original author who as the writer of the first word should also be entitled to the last! 33917[/snapback] Why?? Anyway no, it's now locked down for everyone..... (except the mods! ) 33931[/snapback] See above for the answer to your question. 33933[/snapback] That's what I was asking 'Why?' to!!!

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