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Why the fuck have we not got any money from these transfers yet? No wonder Villa were happy to pay £12m when its a buy now, pay in 12 months offer!

Aye, remember Roeder's shenanigans?

I'm absolutely staggered at the attention this idiot is getting. She's only famous for being thick as pig shit and only 18 months or so was absolutely pilloried by the press for being a racist. There are thousands of people dying of cancer who must look at her and be simply speechless. Obviously sad that she's dying but how the fuck is that front page news? Who actually cares? They'll have her last moments on Living TV and there photos of the funeral will be an EXCLUSIVE!! in the Daily Star. She's a hero for cretins but sadly our country is overpopulated with these mongs so it gets headline news.

This bloke is dodgy dodgy, stay clear.

Would be an excellent appointment in my eyes. Never really understood the hatred towards him, is it because he shows a sense of favourtism to a team he played for for 10 years? How dare he.

Looks a totally different player when he's on the left. Its just a shame that when he plays there we either have to use Duff on the right or fucking Geremi.

We're fucked tbh

What irriates me so much is when Chelsea fans start saying they're a massive club with or without the Russian. They always say that they finished 2nd before Abramovich came. No you didn't you thick fucks, you came 4th on the last game of the season against Liverpool. WE came 3rd. Get it right you fucksticks.

Personally I don't believe he was on £40k a year anyway. When he signed his new contract a few years ago he'd have surely been up there with the top earners. Emre, Parker and co were on £60k ish. We probably offered him a fucking pay cut.

Likewise. As much as I think we're in the shit, the bottom 5 are in danger of getting left behind.

I said it on N-O last night but I went to Man City yesterday in the corporate posh knob bit and it was gut wrenching seeing Given. Clapped as he ran towards the goal, celebrated their goal etc - gutted.

Thought you got a job in London?

The job at first break time was to prepare the slide. So long as you gave it enough runs during that time, and the temp was low enough, it was fucking deadly by lunchtime... What a load of shit though not letting them out - she reckons she was off to tell them that Dad was allowed to play in the snow at school and so should she. What's more, I agree with her! You'd be the first to complain if she broke her leg though.

Its like a superfan badge. Class.

Class when he fucking bollocked Shola for not bothering his arse to challenge for the ball at one point in the centre circle on Sunday. Been here 5 minutes and he's already sick of that useless prick. Liked how he did the team talk in the huddle.

Would be quite happy with that, Puma is the sex.

Because its dangerous to drive in it?

Aye, just pissing down and blowing a gale now. Won't bloody stop in Sheffield.

It's always wank with Stan Collymore. He is the single biggest cunt in England. I put him up there with Fred West, and Tarby. Last week he said and I quote "Aston Veelur are oisily the third beegest cloob een Eenglund, bigger than Arsenal", Sunderland are bigger in my eyes. They are a wank club who have great owners and a good manager. I judge on its support and they are fuckin nothing. How can they be bigger than Newcastle let alone Arsenal.

The callers are invariably idiots but I like the station. Some of the presenters are excellent imo, and even Stan the Man is quite good. The people who can't stand Adrian Durham are doing exactly what he wants you to do, call up and argue with him. He's argumentative on purpose to create a debate but people can't seem to get it round their heads.

Out Given - £8m N'Zogbia - £4m Total - £12m In Nolan - £4.5m Taylor - £2.5m Total - £7m = £5m profit? Or have I missed someone out?

There's a plan? Oh goody.

Is it time for his 12 month review yet?

The Argie and the Italian you mean? Aye, international class.

I've just remembered. What ever happened to the 2 'expensive' loan signings that we'd apparantly agreed? Actually, I don't know why i'm asking, we all know JFK talks absolute fucking bollocks.