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Yeh good point. I know the Office was written by both of them, but I wonder how much Merchant actually put in to it. Barely gets any credit for the best program of all time. () Plus, the Oggmonster is a fucking class character!

Yeh the Shearer dvd is quality, I won it on nufc.com over the summer.

What an incredible statement of the club's ambition.

I absolutely love Ricky Gervais but can't really afford to go, my overdraft is on the last pennies. Bet its class though.

I'm sure every team around us could say the same thing though.

Did he? I didn't know that one was on the telly...

Rubbish joke, but I do absolutely love the way Martins doesn't blink when he's interviewed.

That was fucking shit tbh.

Like us signing Duff. Someone on here broke that too (I'm guessing jol isn't Kris Akabusi). What else though out of interest? One that comes to mind straight away is that young French kid they just signed on loan, Trabatt or something. He made a thread ages ago saying that Spurs were signing him etc, asking if he was any good. There was nothing in the media for him to base it on, got told to fuck off by Baggio etc () and then he signed for them at the start of the window. Can't remember much more off the top of my head, but he seems to know what he's talking about with Spurs.

In fairness to that Martin Jol fella, a fair bit of his 'itk' stuff comes out true.

Couldn't honestly tell you anything about him, not seen enough of Watford tbh.

Yo Adriane!!

Click on the door behind her head.

Yeh it has, could never see Guisborough at all before, can see it perfectly now.

Nah.

He broke the fucker, his opinion is void.

I offered to help tbh, and I hardly ever use the place In all honesty I would happily offer my help but somehow I dont think they'd take it. Trouble is you could even see where the problem was originally but they must have changed summit else in a rush to fix it and threw the lot out. As far as i'm concerned both of your help would be much appreciated. Don't really know the current stage of it all though.

Not really, and thats coming from a big fan of the originals. I've got the box set. Surely it's better than Rocky 5? Its probably better than 5, but its not a patch on 1-4. At least in those, despite Rocky being the underdog you could maybe see how he was a successful boxer. This new one is just ridiculous, a 60 odd year old man fighting the heavyweight champion?

Not really, and thats coming from a big fan of the originals.

tbh Thats Gemmill raping me tbh, couldn't get the fat bastard off me. Yet your still smiling apparently This is turning gay.

tbh Thats Gemmill raping me tbh, couldn't get the fat bastard off me.

So so far in this thread Beckham's career is being judged poorly for not having won the World Cup, and now for not being one of Europe's top 20 all time players. Are you lads having a laugh or what? I tell you what, he's had a better career and made better decisions during his career than Alan Shearer. In the 20 best players of all time **uncontrollably spits coffee on cream carpet He's not even in the 20 best English players of all time. You could even put an argument up that there have been 20 better Newcastle players. You've not just got the wrong end of the stick, you've got completely the wrong stick. Infact its not a stick, its a piece of metal.

The best way to look at it is thinking if you had a team and could only have one of the two, who would it be? In this case Maldini I'd say. Good point.

Always find it difficult to collate a list of the best players, how can you compare Beckham, a right sided midfielder, to Maldini etc?

We're dreadful at ODIs, but Pietersen is our best player and without him we're going to be horrendous. Might aswell all come back home with him and safe face.