Ally

I've no change is the line you're looking for, as if you're gonna throw them a tenner. I was sitting outside my uni library last year having a smoke and there was a female beggar standing there coming up to everyone looking money from people then a lecturer walked past and noticed that the beggar was in fact one of her students. Conning bitch had dressed up as a tramp to take money of other trampy students, thing is she probably made more money at doing that than she would have in any other student type job. Now that sounds like a good idea.

I'm looking to get my own place in the Summer, but the thought of a lifetime of mortgages, advisors etc is frankly shit.

If we had proper bike lanes in this country like they do in Holland, separated from the road, where you could actually ride around with a reasonable chance of surviving, I think I would actually use my bike a bit. Not for anything daft like. But this extra tax will make no difference whatsoever to public transport or to things like bike lane facilities, and all they'll be doing is pricing people out of using their cars. Pisstake. Dunno if its the same in other areas, but round here we have bike lanes on the main roads, but then half way down the lane just disappears and they expect you to go back on the main road again. Idiots.

Tell you what I do hate, beggars who pester people in the cash machine queue. If you say, "i've got no money" then it obviously doesn't wash because you're about to get some. I've been actually pressing the keys on the machine with the bloke still pestering me, thought the fucker was gonna rob me tbh.

Theres a fella in Sheffield who sounds quite similar. You walk past his little spot by the off licence and he just screams 'wanker! fucking prick!' etc, then threatens to fight you. Most people just walk away but one night this random lad just kicked the shit out of him. Harsh, but fair.

Should be one or the other. I wouldn't mind a pay as you go type system if you didn't have to cough up £100 a year or whatever on road tax. Drove past the M6 the other day, that was like £4 for a car which doesn't sound much, but if you have to go on that road everyday for work it would certainly add up.

Yeah, that one with the hobbit in (not a terrifying proposition as a hoolie). It was shit, as was the Danny Dyer one. Even the violence was rubbish Renton the violence connoisseur. If you're making a film primarily about violence you should at least get it right. Not sure how I am showing my age Ally btw, the film was made in 1979 but set in the 60s, before I was born. I liked Casablanca too, guess that makes me ancient. Alright moody arse. Still don't have a clue what anyones on about though!

Unless your a season ticket holder you have to wait in the hope it will go on general sale, as far as I know. Even if your a season ticket holder, for the most popular games, eg Sunderland away theres some sort of loyalty scheme used.

You lot are showing your age here.

Just read it, how rude.

I have absolutely no idea how to. I wouldn't want to anyway, it was fucking toss!

:razz: I don't mean to turn this place into an N-O backup, but seen as its not letting me laugh at Taylor27 over there I need to do it here. He suspects someone isn't a Newcastle fan, so has set him this test to prove his worth: If you are a fan, you should have no problem answering the following three questions: 1)Who is Sir John's son? 2) What was the last trophy Newcastle won? 3) Who were the last club to beat us in Europe? Christ on a unicycle.

The postal system is frankly shocking at the moment like. I know its ridiculous. I ordered that about 10 days before Christmas, the woman on the phone guaranteed to me it would be with me by Christmas. Almost a month isn't a bad effort. And oi, its meant to be good!

I've just been woken up by the postman, although he FINALLY delivered my Christmas present for my Dad, that Ant n Dec History of Tyneside thing. Talk about a belated present.

They would if it wasn't fucked and being fixed by Mickey Mouse anyway! I hope it is being fixed and not "well it works for me so..." Maybe they've banned everyone except mods and not told us in order to create a N-O utopia of politics and 40 page smiley threads. Poor Ally must have not fit in They'd get rid of me if they could, i'm sure of it.

Be nice to people and you won't get banned! Not hard ffs.

Don't give him any credit, he does less than me!

She's never 48! I'd give her one like.

Good lad moving to Boro.

Its amazing how 1 or 2 little tossers can ruin a good board.

What goes around comes around, compadre I'd be quite happy to be banned tbh, got piles of revision to do and it just distracts me. Wonder why I can't sign in though, maybe because I was a rebellious mod. Can admins be banned on there? If so, I'm gonna ban all of these other fuckers even the top dog, Mr big cheese, the head honcho et al can be banned Who is that like?

What goes around comes around, compadre I'd be quite happy to be banned tbh, got piles of revision to do and it just distracts me. Wonder why I can't sign in though, maybe because I was a rebellious mod. Can admins be banned on there? If so, I'm gonna ban all of these other fuckers Yeh I got banned a while back for abusing Rocker iirc. Dog eat dog in the world of forum administrating!

What goes around comes around, compadre I'd be quite happy to be banned tbh, got piles of revision to do and it just distracts me. Wonder why I can't sign in though, maybe because I was a rebellious mod.

I think I must have been banned