Ally

Anything but the coffee ones tbh.

What the fuck is that slimey haircut he's got though?

Just wondering, would you rather do it by yourself or with a mate? I've always thought it'd be quite fun doing it by yourself.. though would get very lonely I imagine I'd have no hesitation on going on my own but i'd probably rather go with someone just for the company. Would have to pick them carefully though as you'd be out there for ages, some of my mates would drive me mad if I spent that long with them

But between now and then you need to spend most of your time at the "clinic" having shagged a munter last night... Should have kept my mouth shut! Used protection mind. Yeah to be fair Ally did say before she didn't know his name Exactly, covered all the bases.

I'd love to go to every state in the US. If for some bizarre reason when i'm a bit older I win the lottery or get a massive cash injection, i'd sack off work and do it all at once by car. Would take ages, but I think it'd be great.

Yes and no. The prick will finally be out on his arse after this term and 'mericans are soooooooooooo fucking stooopid that if he died before the end of his last term then they may give his replacement a chance. If he lives then (hopefully) the republicans are oot on their arse. If he died before the end of his last term, would his replacement then serve a full four year term? No, I believe he's only in office until the end of the predecessors term. A succeeding president to the position through death or other reason, starts the term period from the start again. You've contradicted yourself. If Bush snuffs it, Cheney will become President, yes? Will he be President until Bush's term would have finished (2008) or until his own term has run four years before an election takes place? Until November 2008. He is elected on Bush's ticket, so serves for the same time as he does.

But between now and then you need to spend most of your time at the "clinic" having shagged a munter last night... Should have kept my mouth shut! Used protection mind.

15th.

I'd take Beattie for £3m MAX, £6m is crazy money for who is in effect a one season wonder.

I never actually understand those kind of haircuts, on lads or lasses. Can you see through the hair? My hair has never been long enough to even pull over my eyes to imagine it.

No streams for todays game. Got it on Radio Newcastle.

Every year I go for Maggie Thatcher. Come on you old bat.

Going to some thing at the Carling Academy, '2 Many DJs' are playing later on who are absolutely mint so it should be a good night.

Going to do about 2 hours revision, then going into town to see if theres anything worth buying in the sales.

Because I'm a member of the workforce and as such have responsibilities you student arsewipe! Most of the country has taken Wed, Thurs and Friday off this week though, regardless of responsibilities. I'm busy doing my disseratation actually, you fudgepacker. Most of the country aren't as important to their employer as I am. You can't even fucking spell dissertation, dicklick, so I suggest you give up now and apply to your nearest fast food outlet. I did last Summer, McDonalds never got back to me.

Because I'm a member of the workforce and as such have responsibilities you student arsewipe! Most of the country has taken Wed, Thurs and Friday off this week though, regardless of responsibilities. I'm busy doing my disseratation actually, you fudgepacker.

Yes. Why didn't you just take a few days holiday for this week you moron?

Has she not mastered the 'its really shit but i'll smile and pretend to like it' face?

Potpourri? I got chocolate sardines. Aftershave you dumbfuck. Not that you would know, because you're a total scruff.

Christ I had some shockers, don't mean to sound ungrateful but come on. I'm 21, and I get bought a pair of slippers in the shape of a football and a Bart Simpson clipboard (?!!) Got some quality stuff though, some nice shoes, lovely smellies, money etc. But ffs who wants a clipboard?

Just wait for Sir David Beckham.

Tuuuuune!

Think Glenn's being playing Champ Manager too much, he's fucking awesome on that!

Christmas dinner.

13 is mint, sounds identical to my mate.