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Yes and no. The prick will finally be out on his arse after this term and 'mericans are soooooooooooo fucking stooopid that if he died before the end of his last term then they may give his replacement a chance. If he lives then (hopefully) the republicans are oot on their arse. If he died before the end of his last term, would his replacement then serve a full four year term? No, I believe he's only in office until the end of the predecessors term. A succeeding president to the position through death or other reason, starts the term period from the start again. You've contradicted yourself. If Bush snuffs it, Cheney will become President, yes? Will he be President until Bush's term would have finished (2008) or until his own term has run four years before an election takes place? Until November 2008. He is elected on Bush's ticket, so serves for the same time as he does.

But between now and then you need to spend most of your time at the "clinic" having shagged a munter last night... Should have kept my mouth shut! Used protection mind.

15th.

I never actually understand those kind of haircuts, on lads or lasses. Can you see through the hair? My hair has never been long enough to even pull over my eyes to imagine it.

Every year I go for Maggie Thatcher. Come on you old bat.

Going to some thing at the Carling Academy, '2 Many DJs' are playing later on who are absolutely mint so it should be a good night.

Going to do about 2 hours revision, then going into town to see if theres anything worth buying in the sales.

Because I'm a member of the workforce and as such have responsibilities you student arsewipe! Most of the country has taken Wed, Thurs and Friday off this week though, regardless of responsibilities. I'm busy doing my disseratation actually, you fudgepacker. Most of the country aren't as important to their employer as I am. You can't even fucking spell dissertation, dicklick, so I suggest you give up now and apply to your nearest fast food outlet. I did last Summer, McDonalds never got back to me.

Because I'm a member of the workforce and as such have responsibilities you student arsewipe! Most of the country has taken Wed, Thurs and Friday off this week though, regardless of responsibilities. I'm busy doing my disseratation actually, you fudgepacker.

Yes. Why didn't you just take a few days holiday for this week you moron?

Has she not mastered the 'its really shit but i'll smile and pretend to like it' face?

Potpourri? I got chocolate sardines. Aftershave you dumbfuck. Not that you would know, because you're a total scruff.

Christ I had some shockers, don't mean to sound ungrateful but come on. I'm 21, and I get bought a pair of slippers in the shape of a football and a Bart Simpson clipboard (?!!) Got some quality stuff though, some nice shoes, lovely smellies, money etc. But ffs who wants a clipboard?

Just wait for Sir David Beckham.

Tuuuuune!

Christmas dinner.

13 is mint, sounds identical to my mate.

Brilliant.

Was really close to going to that yesterday aswell. Would have been absolutely fuming to get all the way down there to just turn around again.

She's nice now she's dropped the charva look.

'Saw her'? I've got the Rocky boxset I love it, its great. Will definetly go and see this, might be crap but it'll be a laugh. Didn't think it was out for a few weeks?

You've just graduated from Manchester haven't you mate? You staying round there?

I've spent the day revising, got my head stuck in a book about cultural transformations in 1920/30s Russia. No wonder I don't feel Christmassy!

Was this your punishment for missing the Christmas Party?

Sucks to be Gemmill.