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Went out last night, and some lad was wearing sunglasses INSIDE the nightclub!

Same colour aswell, its pretty good. Anyone know what those new Corsas are like? Getting a new car in about June, don't know what to get - got about £8,000 for it.

I love the way he started by saying 'hows this for a Saturday night', as if we'd be jealous or something!

Not her fault she's a royal though is it? If she's good at what she does, she should get recognised the same way Joe Public would.

It's not even a sport man. Give the award to the horse by all means, but not the toffy nosed fucker that's sat on it. Aye thats true. Does she do the one where the horses just walk around? Horse racing is alright, but that one is just pathetic.

Apparantly that Zara lass has done really well in the equestrian, I wouldn't know myself like.

Mine go about half way down the length of my ear.

Ahh, this time of the year is where I really appreciate being single.

I just have a bog standard Adidas bag that i've had for about 5 years, its knackered like. Would get a shoulder bag today though if I went shopping, think they look good. Re: umbrellas, they're an absolute death trap to anyone taller than the person carrying it. My friend always has one up even if its spitting as it messes up her hair or something, and its almost impossible to have a conversation with her without getting your eye stabbed out.

£30? What time do you go out at? I can't remember ever having a proper night out that cheap. These days we tend to go to the shop, get a load of drink in, and then head straight to the club about 11-12ish. Much cheaper than going to the bars. Mind you, even if we did the bars we know which ones are cheaper anyway. If you went to the trendy bars you'd end up paying £3 a pint, quite happy with £1 a pint at Varsity myself!

I've sent the fucker back, bloody hate the thing. Got a Nokia 6280 coming instead. Not surprised its fucking horrible!

A night out, ie til 2am in Sheffield will cost about £30. I usually take that, and it covers taxis, scran etc.

Hardly a night out, 1 pint?! Must have to have about 1 sip every 20 minutes.

We say its harsh that he's been arrested, I felt the same, but the police have been investigating this since it happened. Not saying that they're never wrong, but there must be some sort of evidence to do him for it other than him just making it.

I saw some programme about plastic surgery the other week, and some fella had surgery to split his knob in half so that he had 2 rather than 1. The surgeon was saying how he must have some kind of mental issues to want 2 knobs!

I've just woken up to a page about rimming!

Did you try and save £20 by deselecting them or do they not come as standard any more? Dell are great at the start but most of the Dells I've had will throw up problems after a while, still for the price they're not bad value for money. Ah that might explain it. Got the full package for £450 so can't really complain.

Nice way to wake up...

I've got a new Dell PC, works brilliantly but I didn't get a single CD in the box.

Irn Bru is a well-known hangover cure, personally I think the stuff mings so I steer clear. Anyone know if it works?

As you say, a glass of water often works as it rehydrates you. Personally, I always find that a cup of tea, a shower and a bit of fresh air works fine.

Jealous tbh. I'm not a big salt fan, I just put vinegar on. Can't see the fuss about salt, my housemate puts it on everything, can't understand why.

The Express are OBSESSED with Diana. I couldn't care much for her tbh, was sad that she died at a young age leaving behind 2 kids, but all the 'people's princess' stuff is a load of shit as far as i'm concerned.

Always get The Times on a Monday, mainly for 'The Game', the football pullout which is excellent. Sunday Times is great, but it takes about a month to read. Usually when i'm back home we just get the local paper rather than a national one.