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Yes, you have a choice of lollies.

Might be a bit old, but here goes anyway: * Purchase a German City for Mr Wise * A round place where ships dock * Mother speak * Its correct, put it up for sale * Usually found in forests * The pig isnt hungry * Are they the current Italian champions? * The birth of a missile * Used to power a type of chicken dish

Tell me about it. Trying to get on some of these graduate management schemes for September, but some of the online application tests are ridiculous. You have to do Verbal Reasoning and Maths, the maths is ok as its just GCSE level, but the verbal one is crazy. Full of trick questions/answers like, the twats.

Should be arrested for that hat tbh. Glad they've got someone though, just hope its the right guy for both his sake and any other girls in the area.

Aye same here. Can't stand sci-fi or fantasy films, think they're all pants. Can't see why everyone absolutely loves LOTR, i've barely met anyone who didn't enjoy it like me.

I've always wondered what 'light beer' is. I've seen Coors about but never bought it, think thats one. Is it light as in less alcohol or some kind of 'diet' beer? Speaking of which, saw diet Bacardi Breezers advertised the other day.

I have Tiscali, and its utter shit.

Yeh i've seen it down the Student Union. Can see why they've released it and it will certainly have a market, but I don't think students is the best tbh.

So the policeman is a tit because he opened a boot when someone had said, 'trust me you don't want to open it'. Right...

I didn't really like Pulp Fiction or Reservoir Dogs. Saw them both after they were both hyped up by people I know to be utterly amazing films, and was let down tbh. Maybe if i'd watched them without any hype i'd have enjoyed them more, but I finished watching them thinking 'is that it?'.

The Prestige is the best film i've seen this year, really enjoyed it. Thought the Departed was ok, nothing more/less. My mate came out saying it was the best gangster film of all time, utter rubbish.

She's off her rocker! Erm, i'm not too good at advice myself. Just shag her and deal with the reprocussions later.

Its on in the background, some decent bands on. Absolutely love Kasabian, just played Empire which was MINT.

seeds are the number of people who are offering the complete file for download, peers (or sometimes called leechers) are the number that are downloading it. So you need to find a file with a higher ratio of seeds to peers for a faster download. Cool cheers. So when it says Seeds 0 (114), what is the 114?

This torrent i'm downloading at the minute is going mental, one second its like 30kb, next its about 0.1. Whats the craic there? Also, whats a seed compared to a peer?

Quality. Off out for an hour or so, hopefully there'll be some developments when i'm back.

An extremely amateur attempt!

Aye, was thinking my new pair of jeans will be Fenchurch. Decently priced as well. Yeah. Got a couple of tops for £20 each, pretty reasonably priced compared to a lot of the other stuff in there. For poor people like me it'll do nicely.

I really like the Fenchurch stuff at the minute from Republic.

There has to be a funny sob story behind that, this could even be the appropriate thread for it. Sadly not, apparantly waiting for a new PC to arrive. I was reading over one of the 'gold' threads the other day when HTT went mental, was absolutely hilarious. Which one? http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=2675 Apologies for hijacking a serious thread.

Blatently those 'Oakey' ones those dodgy black guys sell on the beach in Tenerife.

There has to be a funny sob story behind that, this could even be the appropriate thread for it. Sadly not, apparantly waiting for a new PC to arrive. I was reading over one of the 'gold' threads the other day when HTT went mental, was absolutely hilarious.

But can he discern it from the noises in his head? (Laughs)

HTT is computer-less at the minute, but an alarm has just gone off in his room.

You'd have to get a woman into bed first.