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Last night it just made me even hotter, its ridiculous. Its so muggy in my room its gonna be another long night, then another fun day of work in the sun tomorrow. Gonna have sun stroke by the end of the week I swear.

The story is, I had a German Exchange between my school and hers, in which us lot would go over there and get completely shit-faced each night down the irish pub, then their lot would come over here a few months later for 2 weeks where you needID for that sort of thing. Originally me mate Adam and I were paired up with 2 lads who seemed a bit...special. Mine enjoyed reading about classical history in his spare time. We'd originally asked for girls you see. So Adam was incredibly pissed off with our teacher, as she'd waited until the last day of term to give us the letters. Right before I leave school in a huff, Adam runs up to me and goes: "Tom! She's going to change our Germans, let's go." A brief walk later, I'm standing before the teacher who's holding two pieces of paper, but the blank side facing us so that we can't see what they look like (her way of trying to land one of us with a minger). I chose the one on the right, turned it over, saw Tainah a nd I got the hot one. Adam has a lass anyway so he didn't care too much. Anyways, Tainah's letter had her msn so I had a chance to get to know her a bit before we flew out. Then, the first night her and I were alone on the sofa as her parents had gone to bed, both silent waiting for one another to make the first move so I did. So aye, I've met her. 160778[/snapback] That would have done! I always thought this was a daft internet romance and she was infact a 50 year old German man called Hermann.

Have you actually met this German lass, Brock?

Wacky, thats mint.

Should make the 5-a-side a regular thing, i'd come up to the next one if I can.

Unfit bastards! One hours football and you can't walk, pfff.

White tracksuit?! I think you were looking at the wrong group of people. Locals won the football. 160132[/snapback] Nah was definetly the right group, recognised a few faces from when I came a couple of years ago. He must have just been standing around the same spot, had a horrendous white tracksuit top on and a massive big white cap on. Not the charva type, one of those pretty-boys who think it actually looks trendy

I'll vouch for that. I was sat right near him and he stormed off at half time like he'd just heard the news his wife was having an affair or something!

Who won the football then? Who was that in the horrible white tracksuit by the way?!

What a horrible sight seeing you lot outside the old club shop!

I don't get that joke at all. EDIT - just got it.

The fella has died, just read. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/5177440.stm

I bet the standard of movies plummets as soon as its free.

Looks like someone was fiddling with the admin controls, not guilty.

I can't read

Still another 6 weeks til the end of the transfer window, calm down!

Rocky 1-4 are quality films, the 5th one is an embarrasment to my box set tbh.

Bad Lads Army is quality.

Aye, agree with you there. The reality programmes would be bareable if they actually put proper celebrities in them , like really high profile people. Not Hollyoaks actors or Gazza's stepdaughter ffs.

Best form of attack is defence

Mine used to be £20 about 4 years ago, bloody expensive business this car malarky!

The Metro cracks me up, worth the money for the laugh.

Noticed how they've dropped the 'Celebrity' from the title this year, absolute ZZ list.

Just ordered the Samsung E900, looks quality.

I would watch it but I can't be arsed to go downstairs.