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Could do a job here. It would certainly raise one or two eyebrows.

I know it's been said before but Smith is the worst signing we've ever made as a club.

Absolutely pathetic. To throw away a 3 goal lead at home Pardew should be sacked. No I'm not joking. Appalling.

Enrique's the one not willing to sit down and discuss a new deal though. Which is something we've all pretty much suspected for months anyway. Again, it's the same point. He wants to leave because he can see we don't match his ambition.

Not keeping Enrique shows primarily, players and their agents are in control and as such you shouldn't let players get down to the last year of their contract. It's the same point said in a different way.

Absolutely. You can't build a good side on the cheap over 5 years. Players who may be happy to stay lose their ability through age, other younger players get disillusioned and move on. Not keeping Enrique shows that we're happy to risk losing every good player as a matter of course rather than it being a one off situation like Carroll. Mid table woo hoo!

I bet loads of people got 'SMITH' printed on the back of their shirts.

Good stuff Tom.

Fucking Scots cunts.

There's a very fine line between banter and racism/religious bigotry. That line moves every year too and IMO for the better.

'Asprilla' Supporting Newcastle is shit. 'Tecato' GET IN TAYLOR! 'JonTheMag' Sometimes. But sometimes it can be pretty great 'Tecato' Supporting Newcastle is great. You were saying? Actually, you're still right. :D It worked!!!!

Supporting Newcastle is shit.

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Ian Rush. I seem to remember him scoring in an FA cup game for us.

Aye was against Germany his tongue came a quarter out. Remember that scene in PORTUGAL, where his trainer was asleep naked in bed and Gazza chucked the water over him The noise the bloke makes proper creases me up They're not even words.

Can't think of another player who could make you laugh one minute and then take your breath away the next. Never seen a player so happy to be playing either. I always remember that line up at Italia 90 when he stuck his tongue out and got done for it. Next game he just licked his lips a tiny bit. Genius.

Crazy isn't it!? That's what I can't get my head round. A nice retro design like the one Craig posted with red numbers would sell like hot cakes. Very true. Most blokes are pretty much in love with the late 60s and early 70s. Any sports gear from that era generally looks cool as fook. I don't know why they try and over complicate things but it's obviously deliberate. Shame though. They could change the basic look from collar, to no collar, to v-neck, more black, more white and we'd lap it up! Man U have had some really nice simple kits lately tbf. I reckon they'll always sell a certain amount to the die hard fan no matter what the design is but there are probably more floating voters than they realise who'd buy something if it looked a bit cooler. Wise words Thomas.

Crazy isn't it!?

I love how they decided to put the Puma logo on the last place anyone would think of putting it. Genius.

That's quite a range.

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