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Asprilla

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  1. I tell you what though, only a footballer would be smiling after someone had cut them in half, they're about a hundred quid a pair! Only a footballer would wear them I couldn't give a fuck what people wear though tbh but they do look like they're crap quality. Loads of lasses wear them and they seem to sort of collapse inwards, like there's no support around the ankle. Which, given the price is a bit shit. Us gays notice that sort of thing. Mrs A bought me some for Christmas and I have to say they're holding up pretty well. EMUs are supposed to be made better but they don't have the brand name so they're cheaper. All I would say is, don't knock it till you've tried it and you can take that two ways Mrs. It was fairly obvious you had a pair btw To be fair I think they're a good invention (if you can call them that). Also, I am fearless in my sartorial convictions.
  2. I tell you what though, only a footballer would be smiling after someone had cut them in half, they're about a hundred quid a pair! Only a footballer would wear them I couldn't give a fuck what people wear though tbh but they do look like they're crap quality. Loads of lasses wear them and they seem to sort of collapse inwards, like there's no support around the ankle. Which, given the price is a bit shit. Us gays notice that sort of thing. Mrs A bought me some for Christmas and I have to say they're holding up pretty well. EMUs are supposed to be made better but they don't have the brand name so they're cheaper. All I would say is, don't knock it till you've tried it and you can take that two ways Mrs.
  3. I tell you what though, only a footballer would be smiling after someone had cut them in half, they're about a hundred quid a pair!
  4. For those interested....UGGS are the posh expensive ones, get some EMUs they're half the price..!
  5. They're comfy though. Really, so cosy.
  6. I wear them too! I love how frightened most blokes are about being called gay. What's there to hide? The sausage by the sounds of it. :P Oooh no, not me, I'm not gay. Look my shoes prove it!!!
  7. I wear them too! I love how frightened most blokes are about being called gay. What's there to hide?
  8. I warmed to him significantly when he was doing the biz for us. He'll miss playing for us though and I bet he'll think twice about how he handled things.
  9. Reminds me of my favourite line in Get Carter. Harry: Clever sod, aren't you? Jack Carter: Only comparatively.
  10. Yeah, I read that. He's gone all David James thinking he's a genius cause he's read a broadsheet.
  11. Like a fatter, gayer Phil Collins.
  12. Oh well. At least they tried. It's not easy you know.
  13. Couldn't happen to a nicer manager The man is a master tactician.
  14. Born: 52.92 miles PR Newcastle United Football Club Grew up: 334.29 miles PR Newcastle United Football Club Ged on me ansome proper job innuh.
  15. Ah well, at least we've got automatic Champions League. I hate having to qualify.
  16. Wenger wont spend it though. Arsenal following the Newcastle model.
  17. I hope he drops the lid of his yoghurt on the kitchen floor sloppy side down. Stringent but I can't argue.
  18. I hope Ashley stubs his toe really badly today.
  19. As Stevie said a while back, potentially the first player to get booed at his own testimonial.
  20. I can't remember who it was (somebody on here) but my favourite thing said about him was that he's got a head like a box of crisps.
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