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It was sickening to watch. For a while at the start of the season Liverpool looked liked they could be in real trouble. We turned them over at our place and were far the better side. And now. Atta boy Mikey. All part of the plan though, right?

FYP Re-FYP.

I hate Mike Ashley. He's a cunt.

What an evil, evil thought. It's got that bad to be honest.

The stupidest part of all of this is that I reckon it would be far more exciting AND profitable to be the owner of a successful team. At some point he's going to want to sell us so any shitting on us he does will cost him too. I hope he develops a toothache this afternoon and that he can't get an appointment for a while cause the dentists are all on holiday.

*waits for Leazes to add to the joy*

Probably.

Relax guys. Year 4 of the 5 year plan. CL awaits next year. Nailed on.

Apparently Ashley reckons Al Qaeda are all bent. That's just what I've heard. If a fatwa needs to be issued then who am I to argue?

Owen was fucking awesome between 98 and 01 ish. That goal against Argentina was hardly a team effort and the FA cup final against Arsenal spring to mind.

Does Sunderland have a football team then?

He's a cunt.

Exactly. What the fuck difference would it make if he smashed it in from 5 yards? It's a meaningless game for entertainment and spreading the Man City 'brand'.

RIP

+1000000000

He's always come across well in interviews even when he was constantly in trouble although at the time you'd just think, yeah yeah, heard it all before and you'd be right. The guy's obviously more intelligent than your average footballer. It was just that penchant for spontaneous physical violence that let him down.

So, so gay.

Interesting fact I heard recently. It is illegal not to smoke in Sunderland.

A good idea very poorly executed. Homosexual overtones.

I second that.

But people totally ignore wages for players. The wage bill must be somewhere around 45 million, or even more. Whether or not people think that they can just pretend the wage bill doesn't exist, the fact remains that it does. And when you have finished telling me I'm spouting Ashey propaganda, then ask yourself, if my Ashley propaganda is true or not. You mean just like you are? Out and wages off the books: Carroll, Nolan, Campbell, Kuqi In and now paid wages: Cabaye, Ba, Marveaux, Abeid Do you honestly think they are costing more in wages than those they are replacing? Not a hope in hell. I doubt there's much in it tbh.