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Carroll never wanted to leave, he was forced out. A friend of mine is mates with his cousin, and Carroll told him he "begged" Ashley not to cash in on him.

Shellsuits, le coq sportif, lonsdale and now andy carroll, mike ashleys been selling over priced goods to scousers for years!

Wigan reject £10m bid for N'zogbia, they have said it's too late and they wont have time to replace.

Bid in for Zoggy

I bet Ashley is fucking over the moon he didnt sell the club for £100m, hes just made £35m from one player the fat bastard.

I think the club wanted to sell him, and Carroll wanted to go, but to make it look like they didnt want to sell him, they asked him to hand in a transfer request. Tom your saying hes over the moon etc, wouldn't you be? 7th most expensive player in the world, 22 years old and he's just pocketed about £5m in a day. I would be the same as Carroll. I dont blame him one bit, if the club really didnt want to sell him, they would have rejected the bid. I am really not angry at AC for wanting to leave I am pissed of at the club for leaving it so late, if they had any sense they would have said to Liverpool either give us one of your strikers on loan till the end of the season or we'll take £30m and you can have at the end of the season. The money in football is mad! A day will come when players like Ranger will be going for £20m and people will be saying it is not enough for him.

I need to renew my live membership. I'll try and do it sometime this coming week, but for the time being count me in, ill be either arsenal or man city if they are 4.5 if not i'll be valencia

I have downloaded that one Stevie. By far the best Documentary I have ever seen.

one about Pablo Escobar, its all on youtube cant be bothered to upload it. Amazing!

@AshleysSkidMark, Looks a bit like me brother actually. I think it was 2J a few years ago said I looked like Steven Taylor on one of me facebook pictures

since I am fucking shit at these things.... someone stick him on here

I am 5ft8 & 11 stone 8 (75kg). Pilling on the weight at the moment because I am lazy as fuck!

I was driving along the motorway when the coaches were coming back, fucking army of police cars with the, blocking off slip roads and stuff to make sure they all stayed together.

You having a fucking laugh? I do agree Colo has had a good season so far but £15m? he is no were near that, the same for Jose Enrique. Jonas £8m? Fucking hell I wish! Ben Arfa, worth about £10m The others are just young'uns that are not tried and tested, most of them Championship quality and tbh not one of them worth what youve put.

Fucking in creases at this thread and the SMB starting one up over this, clearly touched a soft spot. I live in Gateshead like and I have done for the past 12/13 years of my life, I wasn't born here but moved here when I was a bairn. I did move away from here for a year or something, moved to Stoke and what a fucking shithole of a place that is. There is fuck all there, full of old boring cunts that do fuck all for a living, bit like Sunderland tbh. I am so fucking glad me mother got some common sense back and moved back here. The fact of the matter is, like Stevie has said, this wasn't a thread for "my bridge is bigger than yours" it was just a thread for a laugh but its turned out to be fucking class. The inbred cunts going on about Gateshead not being a part of Newcastle, total fucking shite a fucking huge load of shit tbh. I live 2.5miles from St James' Park, much much closer than some people who live in Newcastle, but does that mean I am still not in Newcastle? The way I look at it Gateshead is Gateshead because of Newcastle.

Fruit Ninja! Are you trying to pull me? Thought I had already done that

Does that one just plug into the ciggy lighter too? Aye, really easy to use, got a strong "neck" too.

Fruit Ninja!

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00307K...ref=oss_product just bought that, works perfectly!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/e...rem/9333659.stm pardew on our chances of signing DB

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, I thought we were shite as well. Lovely to get 3 points but in my opinion if we play like that against West Ham they will hammer us. I see what you done there

being able to run doesn't count as very good imo 0 end product as always last run of the game there no one within 15 yards of him loads of time, still can't cross properly He held the ball up cleverly and won free kicks in dangerous areas several times. His delivery is muck, that won't change. He took people on and beat people regularly. Plays for Wigan But aye his general play was good, should have scored and to be fair to him he did stick a couple of good balls into the box.

Fuck her. Find some slutty friend and bang her senseless. Or if you live in a uni town, get to a nightclub and take home a couple of foreign students. She wanted the same. You're 22, I couldn't pull a piece of string at that age. I'm now 29, and have been with my wife for nearly 5 years. Have some pride, and do not crawl back. If she wants you back, manipulate her, break her back doors in and then tell her it isn't working out.

Aye. Apparently she wasn't all too happy with RB posting the pic in the first place