Ken

You don't do you? Tell me another nation in this day and age who is home to another nation's major military base that allows open oppositon to it by an adversary.

Nice bike tbh. Sure you're getting that? Or are you just saving face after a bit of ridicule?

A general notification - Australia is on the verge of a series victory against South Africa. That is all.

It is a problem for Russia if Ukraine became fully fledged pro-Western. What would the US do if SK became pro-China? Or Saudi Arabia pro-Russian? Wouldn't go down too well...no?

It is if you have a large naval base there. And it is if you feel others are attempting to cut your grass.

Let Russia have Crimea. Or more accurately speaking, Russia will have Crimea without serious repercussions elsewhere.

I thought you were a futuroligist, whatever the fuck that means. Why didn't you factor this in to your predictions? It's not goodies versus baddies anymore is it child?

Keep saving your pennies and get something decent tbh.

Easy now. That won't go down well with those opposed.

Yes, I'm very happy truth be told. Only that she tells me not to have friends who are of the opposite sex. I am dubious of this but I obey.

Do not buy a Golf again...

The first one would be my pick personally. I used to own a CBR600. It was a beauty to ride until I came off it and have a permanet scar now as a reminder of it. This story, unlike the other one I told is true.

And how's that bloated, farting sister of yours doing these days? Is she well?

I was 17 when I first left home. It was to live with my older sister and two of her friends in Glebe which is the bohemiam part of Sydney. They were great times, I let my hair grow long and I started shaving my pubic region because it was quite fashionable to do so back then. Walking got you anywhere you needed to - to buy weed or a few pills, to get to a top notch watering hole or club, plenty of nice cheap takeouts in every direction as well. The best part of moving out was having sex without needing to hide it or doing it in a silly place like the backseat of a car or in a darkened park. Things were sublime until I noticed a red pimple just below my pubic hair-line one day, only discovered because I shaved that region of my body and it was easy to detect. Thought nothing of it for a few weeks until more appeared. It was later to be diagnosed as a bout of genital warts. I was devastated and angry at the same time - devastated because I thought I picked and chose my partners very well and angry because I couldn't believe some dirty bitch gave it to me. Anyway after this happened to me my love for all things bohemian came to an end. I went back to my parents' place on all fours and stayed there eventually moving out just after I turned 29, I immediately got a short, back and sides and I switched to the conservative side of politics. Oh, and I never shaved my pubic region again. Now everytime I hear Mama Or The Papas or The Byrds playing on the radio I get nasty flashbacks and feel a real urge to kick a hippy's arse.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=617MBLj9MSE A worthy successor.

Look, is this essembeofsunderland related to you Chezzy? It comes across that way. You've made a comment and this cunt has made multiple comments all over the place. Is he a brother or a cousin of yours? I understand.

I'm not sure I coud agree with this. In fact I don't at all with any of it. I don't think we're stable enough to be considered a viable Premier League team after this season and I don't think we can attract better, proven managers. What the club has acheived this season is papering over the cracks of relegation which is waiting next season. Anyway, that lovely woman in your avatar is over here this week. A nice distraction.

And so they shouldn't, Jizz,

Who gloats when there team isn't winning? And yes, yes I am. Now, what are you going to do about it?

I abstain.

Don't give a fuck about his beliefs, just what he could bring to the team. Story is shonky anyways.

Neither will go to either club man.

Why, after all ths time, have you not posted one of your masterpieces in the food thread? Go on son Go on

Everyone's entitled to their opinion though. Personally I don't think he's worth half that. I think HBA's valuation is a little generous too. Off contract at the end of next season and not being able to cement a spot in this side. He'll go on a free transfer...

So who do you sorry-arsed chumps play next in a test match? Anyone of high regard? I'm watching us put South Africa to the sword over there now as I post, which makes me ponder... maybe you aren't as bad as you showed here. Umm... no