Ketsbaia

I can't believe that non-story about Henry actually made it into print

I did the really student thing and started a Facebook group called 'Ricard Scudamore is a greedy twat' http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/e...rem/7234304.stm Royston supports it too

Concurred.

You two are coming across as right queers.

I hate this "Friend of a friend" rumour lark, but here it goes.... Apparently, Woodgate had to leave the area altogether because of problems relating to drugs and local gangs. To say that if we'd sign him his lack of kneecaps would be the problem, not his hamstring, would be a fair assessment.

I've said time and time again, this management restructuring lark is probably the most professional move we've made in years. Any other club did it and it'd not be mentioned.

Network - An all time great. Faye Dunaway is fuckable as owt in it too

We were going to get a seeing to, that was inevitable but the referee has made it worse by being completely inconsistent.

Sick of Steven Carr saving our arses

Has the potential to be great, currently on a par with Milner IMO

The Ronny Gill So in with the club they don't even know the name of the fucker!

I doubt Samuel has ever played sport in his life. Fuck kna's how he's qualified to tell someone how to run a club.

He may be a cunt, but he's our cunt. Lets get behind him and the club.

Tom, are you pissed?

haha .... what a load of bollocks. You wouldn't know real embarrassment if it smacked you in the head with a rusty hammer Care to point out the bollocks?

Any of Donna Air's jizz strewn hair to prove that SMO isn't a lying fucker?

Indeed. The press and sky sports news were gutted when Fat Fred and his mornic outbursts left the club. They've always made crap up about us (and pretty much everyone else to be fair!) but they lost so much when thet idiot went. Now if we could just exterminate the fuckwitts and charvas who appear on camera for every toon related story we'd be left nothing self inflicted and only have the press' bullshit remaining! Next time I see David Craig and his Sky cameras hanging around outside Shearer's Bar i'm going to shiv him to death, cut him up, put him in a box and send him to Jim White. That'll teach them!

In days gone by we had a bullshit machine locked and loaded ready to spew forth bollocks unto the media and embarrass us all. Now said bullshit machine has fucked off (Talking about you, Mr. Fredrick Shepherd) the press are resorting to low life tactics like this to get their stories. It's not a simple case of ignoring it and it going away but if we go out there and support the club 100% then it's going to make it much harder for them to get away with this shite.

Comical really

Shadowplayers - Documentary on Factory records

-Being at work -BBC playing that clip of Ronnie Radford as if it was the law -John Motson -The fact our hopes are always raised and then inevitably dashed

Of course you do. Patrick Kluivert's about 31 for example. To be fair, Kluivert did still look like a good player - he was just a lazy, moody fucker who Souness couldn't work out how to play

Thought that article was hilarious myself. Stupidly, I didn't realise it was by Harry 'Far Corner' Pearson until someone mentioned it, which is slightly embarrassing considering i'm reading the book through for what must be the 100th time.

We have a winner Just shows what a complete twat the bloke is only took a few replies I think it shows how much disdain this board has for celebrity chefs