Ketsbaia

Nearly got taken off the road this morning by some daft bint who thought my lane looked nicer than hers.

I've received two of those emails off a woman I booked a villa/farmhouse in Italy last year. What a load of bollocks it all is. They've turned into a form of friendly virus really. They don't knack your computer but unless you nod sympathetically and look upset people think you're a heartless turd.

I think it's the fact that you wank over them are their fans on quite a regular basis. Defending them is one thing; you go to another level. If Berbetov joined Man United then I'm pretty sure your balls would just explode. *Thwap, thwap*

What's the odds on him being in a bed next to Pud and getting an ear bashing from the lanky streak?

Yeah, they really do look in the shit. Viduka was massive for them, and probably helped Yakubu out as a partner and Woodgate could easilly get an injury anytime. And whenever Boateng gets an injury or suspension they tend to collapse! Such a shame, i mean their fans are fantastic and deserve so much better! I really couldn't care less about them except for as you 'their fantastic fans' I do occasionally feel sorry for Steve Gibson who is a fantastic bloke and chairman. Must be awful to be lumbered with a club and a set of fans like that after putting in so much cash.

Hopefully "A useful and constructive discussion" means they've all agreed to get Fat Fred out on his arse asap and get the club going! Or Ashley's told them he's got his 50% and has given them all their marching orders.

It beats The Sun's "Please help find Maddy" ones.

Interesting.

Funnily enough, this is the most positive i've been about the club in a long time. It looks as if Fat Fred's days are numbered, we seem to be on the verge of signing two or three decent players, we're getting rid of those who aren't up to the task and we've got a half decent manager.

Good luck SLP

I'd take the 54% figure with a pinch of salt but i'd not be suprised if he was over the 50% mark.

Get well soon. That's all you're getting from me ;)

If anyone posts outside this thread about Big Brother they should immediately be IP banned.

Wrong

Chuffed to bits if true. £8.5mill is daylight robbery.

Tedious fucking shite. People who watch it and then claim it's for its 'social interaction' deserve a huge slap (Looking at you SMO). Don't try and sound intellectual.

Probably the right answer.

Freddy must be very persuasive if he can convince one of his friends to spend an obscene amount of money on a failing club and then put it back in the hands of the man who was one of the main reasons for its failings.

Why not?

Queens of the Stone Age - Era Vulgaris

"Can of LCL Russian Roulette" would be good. how would that go ?? One 6 pack, two charva's and one can laced with cyanide.

was unintended genius by the way I've never understood the "as fuck" thing... how can something be as hard as fuck ? just makes no sense. I'd say a fuck is canny cool.

"Can of LCL Russian Roulette" would be good.

Seemed to fuck off sharpish the minute Ashley put his hand in his pocket. Probably too busy at the hospital massaging Freddy's bruised ego.