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I'm just waiting for the story about how he played on *insert computer game here* and used it to train himself on how to become such a good killer. Yes, that's right lads it's GTA that's the problem, not the fact that these kids can get hold of guns.

Great day that. Wandered down the pub with Mark only to find that the channel which was meant to have it on was blocked, came home hoyed the radio on to find we were 1-0 down, cheered and pissed meself laughing when they collapsed then went out and got bevvied

I'd love to be a fly on the Fat Man's baldy nappa at the Bolton match. "That Gary Speed's not bad, is he Freddy?"

Dubya is "horrified" at the shootings. You'd have thought after murdering so many civilians in the middle east 32 would be fuck all to him.

You're joking!? That's news to me.

A Carroll-Owen/Martins partnership could work in a year or two. We need someone who can hold the ball up.

32 according to Fox now.

Sky News interview a complete numpty of a student who talks about rocket launchers and says "Yeah, i've heard he was Asian anyway. Those guys are pretty uptight"

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6560685.stm

Bit rough? Up market as fuck if they have a sword fight rather than a brawl.

Clearly just asks his questions to the magic 8 ball. Aye, or one of those fortune things you make out of paper - where you write different things under the folds and ask someone a question, spell out their name, and give them the answer. Freddy writes things like "OMG SUE THEM!!11", "RAISE PRICES!!!1", "FIRE HIM FIVE GAMES INTO DA SEASON!!!11", "SIGN A LEFT WINGER!!!1" on his. Along with the manditory "UR GAY N SMELL OF POOS!!1!!!"

Kev: "Les! Keep it down!" Les: "Sorry boss, ya know"

I remember seeing clips of that like and him spitting on something along the lines of "Amhelneedoon!" To this day I still don't know what he's said. I really miss Dean Saunders and his shuttle runs in the pre-match warm up. Atleast you knew what you were getting with him.

Sucking the life blood out of the club? Fucking hell. Aye, I'd sell him for what we bought him for, but don't talk cobblers about sucking the life blood out of the club. The chairman and his manager are doing that. Spot on.

Fat Fred obviously trying to appeal to the Geordie nation with the hammed on "Alreeeeeet". I bet he wanks himself daft over the Picture Loan Advert "Josh, Dads found ya scoootaaaaaa!

Oh, fuck off

Just take a photo of yer cock and bluetooth it around the town hall. That's the way you usually solve dilemmas.

Leijer is a central defender, not a striker, and not near Premiership standard...come to think of it, neither is the rest of our defence But Archie could possibly do the job, if Hiddink was manager. Would love to see both of them at Newcastle, Hiddink would probably fuck off after a year for more money anyway, can guarantee Freddy would have been sucked into some condition in the contract First of all Hiddink would have to prove his Gran was from Byker otherwise he'd not get anywhere near the job.

Word Up to Dangerous Dave Coulthard and his storming drive until his car caught fire yesterday. As Sniff Petrol would say: "Och aye the noo, mofos".

£65million Must've sold alot of pegs and tarmaced alot of drives to get that amount.

Ronaldo to win both IMO. As much as I hate him he's a fucking brilliant player, can easily be one of the best in the world.

I work on a weekend so its impossible for me to go to the games. If I could go I probably would renew as i'm a daft twat. I'm massively pissed off at the state of Newcastle but i'm also pissed off at the state of football in general.

Fucking brilliant deal.

Nope of course not but i don't think he's a complete idiot either Kluivert anyone? I distinctly remember Fat Fred saying there was no clauses and it was a three year contract and then a year later, that wasn't the case.

"That's not normal pooing, is it Mark? It doesn't sound like normal pooing."