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Ketsbaia

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  1. late 70's seems to be the time when everyone in my family pops their cloggs.
  2. Apparently it's all going off in Manchester. The Italian's have took to Canal Street and have caused a bit of bother. http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=221753
  3. http://forums.icnewcastle.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=191 Not only has he been talking to himself for the past week or two now he's denying any knowledge of it
  4. Martins reminds me a bit of Andy Kauffman in the way he talks, like
  5. That picture is how I imagine him to have walked in to Tiger Tiger, past the bouncers. With that same grin on his face. Nodding his head knowingly. While saying "Blue WKD, please" Why would I say that, whilst walking into a club? Emo Fuck. Very true, you'd wait until you got to the bar. That last part is very harsh though
  6. How did you keep a straight face when you were talking to Martins?
  7. That picture is how I imagine him to have walked in to Tiger Tiger, past the bouncers. With that same grin on his face. Nodding his head knowingly. While saying "Blue WKD, please"
  8. Can of Irn Bru and a wank.
  9. SLP and Dr. Ken are just chilled-out entertainers tbh. Luke's got a temper on him though, I reckon. His toys started to get hoyed out the pram when we talked about the Charlton Heston interview in Bowling For Columbine so you might be right
  10. One good game and people want him to be given a contract? Fuck off
  11. To be fair I can see why, Patrokles comes across as a right pretentious tart most of the time.
  12. Yeah, but I don't think that place is entirely legal. Yes, but the albums on there are actually by bands you've heard of
  13. I'm mint, everyone loves me.
  14. Not a patch on www.albumbase.com
  15. I thought the same about The Business, was expecting to hate it due to the Mockney twat, but I enjoyed it. I enjoyed the film but I enjoyed the soundtrack even more, like. 80's-tastic!
  16. Why didn't you just bin them you disgusting tramp? His mam had sewed his name in so if anyone found the cacky pants all would be revealed
  17. I feel sorry for you having to spend your Summer break listening to Jonny Borrell. Gonna see Ash instead tbh Even worse tbqph. It's not, like.
  18. Tubby had a bit of WelshDragon? Please explain all. I disagree about Swindon, like. I thought he was quite a witty poster. It was a bit petty that he threw his toys out the pram though.
  19. Someone needs to do an animated version of that.
  20. For being an emo. Lies. It's called having taste.
  21. Same here and God knows why but I have a feeling it may work.
  22. Had a kebab one lunchtime at college, it went down well and all was fine until 10 minutes toward the end of my English Lit lecture when my stomach turned. I managed to make it out of the lesson and ended up deciding that I could hold it in until I got home as the bus that only takes 5 minutes was on the way. I should've known that the bus would be fucking late Eventually it arrived and I managed to make my way to the Galleries where I sprinted from the knees down toward the nearest and unfortunately filthiest toilet in the place. I locked the door behind me and shat my fucking brains out. I got on the next bus that would take me all the way to my house without further incident but spent the rest of the night glued to the toilet seat. I was still feeling canny grotty the next day and managed to wangle the day off. As I was lay in bed watching Trisha/Loose Women/This Morning etc. I let out what I thought was going to be a small pump only to be greeted by a trickle of liquid poo. Needless to say I was out of bed and on the toilet before it even had a chance to run down my leg.
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