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Enough. Piss off spacker knackers. Shite craic. That's rich coming from you, you morbid twat

Do I want us to? Yes. Do I think we will? Do I fuck. Just wait until Craig gets on and see's this. He blew a fucking gasket when I joked about losing to Coventry in the cup so Souness would get the sack. He'll have a fucking heart attack.

Enough. Piss off spacker knackers.

Wouldn't the deuction come off their points total this season if they go into administration before the last game?

"Mr. Bush rang me earlier today to assure me that reports that weapons of Mass Destruction have not been found in Iraq are wide of the mark."

The best thing Shepherd could do now is get on the phone to Big Sam, that's if he hasn't been on it already. EDIT - That's the second best thing. The best thing would be throw himself off the Tyne Bridge.

Is Scunny your first love Gol or Newcastle? Be interesting if in a year or two you lot dragged yourselves up into the Premiership

What's he saying ? We've got an option in Roeder's contract to release him at the end of this season and we were getting Allardyce as his replacement. Usually i'd be skeptical but he got Sibierski and Rossi right.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTDDlWtnvSE...ted&search= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVBGj6x32P0...ted&search= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcpYvlpBfUw...ted&search= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqJpvWBQaMU...ted&search= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fncvjf9c62A...ted&search= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qgqQ46KnGc Genius stuff

Fits in with what the lad of Skunkers was saying.

"I hope the ropes short enough otherwise this is going to be a complete waste of paper"

Sorry for including Carr, I was just trying to pad it out a bit.

The Cribs - Men's Needs The line "Men's needs, men's needs, are full of greed, are full of greed" was brilliantly misheard by a lass at Uni as "Men's needs, men's needs, Apollo Creed, Apollo Creed"

This one ? Jazz hands!

Legend. The little man is blatantly still drunk after his Monday night out with Titus and Mark.

Didn't he get 5 in a game at Watford too? EDIT - 4 against Burley accoridng to wikipedia

Obsessed tbh

Top blerk.

Tell them all to fuck off from me.

Well the way it stands we're going to have one central defender (Taylor) left at the end of the season. Can we really afford to bring in three centre backs, a right back, a left back, and another striker? And we also seem to be crying out for some creativity in centre midfield. In an ideal world Bramble should be shown the door, but this isn't an ideal world. Yeah but that would mean offering him a new contract, possibly meaning he'd be here for several more years, which would be a nightmare. And I highly doubt he's on a pittance either. I'd much rather we go for the Gooch than risk keeping Bramble.

I expect you to keep us updated via photo's of how your 'lazy' vodka concoction is coming along like, 2J.

You ever had the other drink Skittles? canny expensive like, it's in some green colour. Is that were it's just a mixture of practically everything behind the bar? I can't say I have like but i've heard about it.

Jaysus, you can tell we've got a bunch of boring old gits on here. I thought Skittles was fairly well known.

I can remember the first part and you kicking off whenever anyone mentioned it. I can't remember the last part though, refresh my memory.

Even without the Van Nistelrooy picture? Wow! Meenzer will post it in a minute.