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Don't want to know, marra

Jesus going through his rebellious stage? He was a reet skaghead in his teenage years.

I just love the episode where he misses out on promotion, pisses in his bosses draw than realises it's not her fault. Sophie: "Mark, what's that?" Mark: "It's not piss"

Oh, a Pete Doherty fan has just said that he 'could be Jesus' on the Beeb website. Fucking twat.

http://www.nme.com/news/the-libertines/27677 Great news. Now if only Pete would kick the fucking drugs and stop acting like such a twat. EDIT - Can I just apologise for linking to NME.com but it's the only place I could find carrying the news. Their liveblog/wankfest is cringeworthy.

Sad tbh. Most people wont eat Sugar Puffs because they're rancid.

He looks more like a school kid in a jumper two sizes too big rather than fat, then again you'd know something about carrying extra weight

Since when did Terry Mac have a ball grafted onto his shin?

http://www.uefa.com/competitions/intertoto...sid=506567.html From that it looks as if we qualify from being the holders

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.ph...994&page=21 The witch hunt is on

They're on top form today like They've got the 8k Taxi thread, guiness1989's thread claiming that they're 100% up and the 'Easy 6 points' thread

It's pretty obvious they were bladdered. There's a picture of our friend wtdog doing the rounds asleep on the airport floor with a half drank bottle of wine next to him. I for one don't believe that they were just tipsy.

Well they have FFS's number all right. As for Sven I'm totally bemused as to what he actually DOES as a manager (besides get paid a lot and shag), for England certainly he just played the team of fit players most pub pundits would have picked, rarely made a pro-active tactical change and basically seemed to just sit there and hope it all worked out (apart from in the last WC where he seems to have gone a bit senile in his squad selection). In fact he seems like a slicker (and more expensive) version of what Roeder gets criticism for tbh. I agree that he doesn't seem to do much on the management side of things but he must know what he's doing to have the CV he does. His time at England isn't really a good guide to how he'll manage if he did come here. It was pretty clear that he was looking for a way out soon around 2003ish.

His record in club football is top notch. He's head and shoulders above Roeder and co.

I don't rate Lennon, no end product. Saying that I don't think Milner should be anywhere near the England team. Or Parker? Neither tbh Don't get me started on Ameobi

No point in paying him £110,000 a week to sit in the stands when he's fighting fit. Get him playing, let him and Martins begin to forge a partnership.

Im sure if you had been there you wouldnt have got involved though. Turn the other cheek an all that J69, there's a time to be an arse and then there's a time to not be an arse. This is the latter so shut the fuck up and stop being such a moron.

When I first started going out it used to be a bit of a worry but now it doesn't bother me. The only time i've been part of any trouble was in Sunderland when I started singing Blaydon Races at the top of my voice and then squared up to some scruffy, sovereign wearing Charva who took offence. I got a punch for my troubles and I dropped my Kebab.

In Washington drugs are easy to get. Just go up to any rough looking stranger, ask him, give him your money and if he does come back you've got your drugs. Gunpowder still hasn't reached here just yet so we conduct slayings using wor longswords and the occasional mace.

I don't rate Lennon, no end product. Saying that I don't think Milner should be anywhere near the England team.

According to the Beeb

Shaved mine a few times and the itch is horrendous, not worth it at all. I also managed to cut myself with a 'leccy razor once on my scrote. Not that painful but no man should ever have to see blood seeping from that area.

Nowhere near anyone else in his team as they ahd no clue how to find him. Hardly his fault. Perhaps that's true but what I find lacking in Martins is his work-rate and effort off the ball. You don't see him doing much chasing, putting in tackles, tracking back, like we got used to with Shearer. I think he's canny in the air for his size and good on the ball but lacking off it. Young lad's first season in a new league in a shambles of a football team - He's done pretty fucking good if you ask me. If you keep comparing every striker we get to Shearer then you're never going to be happy.

Oh do fuck off. Cretin

On the one i've got the version of Flourescent Adolescent is live. Slightly annoying but the rest of it sounds very good, i'm quite suprised actually as I had a feeling it was going to be gash.