The Fish

jesus.. two of them in the same thread... surely that puts the world off balance. too much idiocy in one place and the space time continuum will collapse upon itself..... just don't let the beams cross!!!

Mr Scruff - Keep it Unreal (...again. I'm a sucker for this when I'm getting ready to go out, putting my make up on and straightening my hair etc.)

Peasant wagon tbh fucking hate buses.

wrong thread?

we need a new board, a new back four, a new striker or two, a new manager, a new philosophy and a DoF

Vic, is it not possible to have a whole stack of bids on the table? have your first choice signings in the pipeline at the same time as your second, third fourth and fifth choice... so that we don't waste a transfer window by bringing in 1 solitary defender? I cannot for one moment believe that there is noone out there who could improve our squad and who wants to join our team. if I were manager, I'd certainly run the rule over players performing well in positions where we are weak. I'd make a list of the players I'd want for the team in cooperation with the chairman. I'd employ someone to approach the clubs of the players and begin negotiations. I'd do this as the season progressed. Safe in the knowledge that (in Newcastle specifically) Carr, Babayaro, Bramble, Shola and Sibieriski, aren't all suddenly and miraculously going to improve to such a standard that would negate the need for their replacement. It's not fucking rocket science, it's permitted by the FA it's good "Planning"

The Crytal Method- Legion of Boom

Alan Brazil

Clive Men-Dong-ca tbh

Fabio Pe-Cannavaro

Glen Johnson?

Vincenzo Nutella

Zombies shouldn't run! Fact. the whole thing about zombies, the essence is that it's an inevitable tide of death, you can blow their lmbs off, but still they keep coming. Braaaaains....

Why would a construction firm be saying that then? because construction workers need Porn as much as the next man?

Cheers all. Thread related the last things I bought were

Ahhh Alien...I remember when 18's were scary.

Have you lot heard the rigmarole you need go through to get Glasto tickets this year? you have to regitster with a photo, before you can even apply for tickets!

thankyouverymuchmissusladywoman

they were, they were desperate to land me. Asked me to name my wage. admittedly they laughed when I said £80k with stock options and offered me a slightly reduced pay deal instead. I am one of those odd fellows, who actually enjoys the interview environment. I get why people don't, but I genuinely feel comfortable and confident. Edit:- Nothing you can say will bring me down Enoch!

is there a Lego version of you? telling another legoman to turn it all off and turn it on again?

Mine's not been so bad had a great interview, celebrated by buying myself a nice bag of salad leaves from M&S plus some balsamic dressing... ..balanced that out by getting a bacon sarnie on the way home

dunno what O'Neil has done to scar you so personally, but No one is saying he's a footballing Midas. Simply that he's done well at the clubs he's managed with a pretty limited budget. The reason I mentioned Moore's absence was because it lead to a forced switch of formation and strategy. The players he has available are not as strong as the squads available to ourselves and certainly not Chelsea. I wasn't even saying he will definitely go on to win a cache of trophies at Villa, simply advising to give him a little more time than you have.

except that the useless celebs would inevitably slow down the nurses.