The Fish

Leazes, why do you put us in the same bracket as any team outside the premiership? oh... no wait... it's ok you need not answer I came to the reason myself. It allows you to make fantastic (in the truest sense of the word) comparisons and ludicrous claims about how well Newcastle United are doing.

Honestly, they should tax the crap out cigarettes. My utopian suggestions are as close to reality as your demands for less taxation for you big fat motor

a bevy? fuck me sideways woman you've been freebasing ethanol by the sounds of things. go to bed ya daft fucking lush!

Scott, man! you want owt for nowt, you drive a powerful car but don't want to be charged for the privilege. Get a smaller engine or ( blue sky idea) don't fucking have a car. this isn't an environment thing it's a social thing. You want the benefits but don't want to pay for them. I reckon the best way to cut the number of road users is to pedestrianise the city centres, drastically improve public transport and invest in alternative fuel technology so that we're not shackled by Oil dependancy.

There's a fucking shock!

this is truly truly disturbinerising and I'm not even stone cold sober! this place has been morphed into some bastardised bus depot or the like.. suddenly brimming with young ne'er do wells and trollops!

*cough* Luque *cough* proof *cough* proof stupid rumour *cough* stupid rumour shit board sell best players like Gazza, Beardsley, Waddle *cough* shit board sell best players like Gazza, Beardsley and Gazza shit board qualify for europe 4 times in 30 years *cough" shit board qualify for europe 4 times in 30 years.. Fantastically funny as always by those who believe "rumours"...... ........ And where exactly did you hear these "rumours" ?????????? Your CIU club in Belfast [that is where you are from isn't it ?] Brillant, you couldn;t make it up......... Do you have another track on this record... or is it just this one... again... and again.... and again... This board has been in stewardship during a decade of stagnation and decline. this isn't good enough. tell me how I'm wrong, without resorting to patronising dismissal or petulant insults.

... what in the blue blazes happened to this thread...?

whey, you're all knackers if you ask me..

this thread got real stupid, real quick

not really usurping his crown... his views seem to be original.. yours are C&P-ed....

you kidding they love customers like Smooth... the amount they make off charges is fricking obscene! people who pay all their bills on time, never go over drawn, never use credit cards etc... they bloody detest... no money to be made.

yeah I'd much prefer to shew on a snail or pick the spindly remains from a frogs hind quarters....

nope, mines working fine mate just download it again

I'm similar, but add BBQ sauce instead I do the same to cheese on toast. Sublime! see that's what I put my Lea and Perrins on

You haven't lived til you've been in the sandpit all day tbh

god, even today thinking of that UEFA Cup run/final makes me sick. Celtic were totally screwed over by that bunch of cheating Fish loving twats I think he might be under more pressure to have the big names playing or on the bench than we realise. His comments seem to be more of a swipe at the chairmans policy than any real belief he'd be better off at Newcastle. It strikes me that he has made a public comment to draw attention to his concerns. I doubt he'd really want to swap that job witht eh Newcastle Job.

I'm similar, but add BBQ sauce instead

the cakes picture was the one beside the cheesecake. god that's awful sentence structure I think I'm still asleep

there are some right rancid bastards on here mind. I'd wager half of them don't even care if their little soldier goes into battle with a cheese savoury pack lunch

Slam-Pendulum

Ingredients For the base 75g/3oz digestive biscuits 40g/1½oz butter 25g/1oz demerara sugar 1 (8-ounce) package cream cheese, softened 1/3 cup granulated sugar 1 (8-ounce) container sour cream 2 teaspoons vanilla extract 1 cup non-dairy whipped topping 1 Crunchie bar Grated chocolate 1. Lightly grease a 23cm/9inch loose-bottomed round cake tin. Cut a strip of non-stick baking parchment to fit around the sides of the tin, fold the bottom edge of the strip up by about 2.5cm/1inch creasing it firmly, then open out the fold and cut slanting lines into this narrow strip at intervals. Fit this into the greased tin with the snipped edge in the base of the tin and put a circle of non-stick baking parchment on top. 2. Preheat the oven to 160C/325F/Gas 3. 3. Put the digestive biscuits into a polythene bag and crush the biscuits with a rolling pin. Melt the butter in a medium pan; add the crushed biscuits and demerara sugar. 4. Mix well, spread over the base of the tin and press firmly with the back of a metal spoon. Leave in a cool place to set whilst mixing the cheesecake. Whip up the Cheesecake Filling according to the directions. 5. For the cheesecake, measure the butter, sugar, cheese, flour, lemon rind and juice and egg yolks into a large bowl and beat well until smooth. 6. Fold the lightly whipped double cream into the mixture using a plastic spatula or large metal spoon. 7. Whisk the egg whites with a hand held electric mixer until stiff but not dry and fold into the mixture. 8. Roughly chop up 1 crunchie bar and place into the cheesecake filling. Pour on to the biscuit base and gently level the surface with a plastic spatula. 9. Bake in the preheated oven for about 1/1¼ hours or until set. 10. Turn off the oven and leave the cheesecake inside for a further one hour to cool. 11. Run a small palette knife around the edge of the tin to loosen the cheesecake then push the base up through the cake tin. 12. Remove the side paper and put the cheesecake on to a serving plate. 13. Spread the lightly whipped cream in the dip of the cheesecake and scatter the grated chocolate just prior to serving.

Sitting on a bench in the back garden of my single floor, californian ranch house, looking out as the cliffs drop off into the pacific, watching the sun set. A dog idly pads towards me then flops at my feet, the missus brings an ice cold glass of lager and adjusts the stereo volume slightly, I listen as the presenter once more goes over how Newcastle came to win the Quadruple spending most of his report heaping praise on their star player, my Son. that'd do nicely

Tonight is the first time I've had a drink since New Year's Eve, so no Oh dear. She's worse than I thought! Serious denial issues going on here. Shurrup man, you big gallah! she's a fucking lush man, forever sending me texts at god-awful times of the morning telling me she's rat-arsed and needs a liver transplant.

I'd like to distance myself from this post now... before Cath's rage befalls it