The Fish

echoing the posts before me she's clearly most interested in the thrill of the cheating thing, rather than you or her boyfriend! I know you will have become attached to her and it is unreasonable to ask you to sever all ties and happily move on. it won't be easy but as has been said, it's the only way for you to get past this stage. She texts, don't reply, she asks what you're doing? you're busy. Make it clear that you're not her "Plan-b Boyfriend" she cannot just call you when she wants. I know it's harsh, but you're her back-up affection bloke. You HAVE to get rid. You'll feel used, she'll (if she's any kind of human) feel like shit for the way she's treated you and her boyf. shut the door mate, it's the only way. Edit- oh and in answer to the title question, I find Alphabetically the best method

made some wisecrack insinuating something about my sexuality or something.... I'm assured it was extremely witty....

Casino Royale two thumbs fresh. thought it married modern trends with some real old Flemming Bond. The more brutal stark fighting style, the ubiquitous Le Parkour chase scene, tied to a far more serious less frivilous lead. I really enjoyed it and thought that it was a good way to re-invent the Bond franchise, take it away from silly gadgets and cringeworthy quips. definitely recommendable Quite fancy reading a Bond novel. Which one would you recommend? my favourite is "From Russia with Love." might be a little light on gadgets for you, however the real Flemming Bond is,in my eyes, closer to Robert Ludlum's "Jason Bourne" character than the Brosnan and Moore bonds we saw. and James Bond Jason Bourne coincidence?? I think not...

yet another med player who with an ounce of scouting, would have been identified as yet another who cannot/will not adjust to life in the Premiership. Quite why people keep going to that league for these "creative" players is beyond me. We'd be better off scouting the Dutch and German leagues where, although there is less quality, there is comparable alacrity of vision and sparcity of time on the ball. Luque was plate of jelly trying to be hammered into a round hole. smacks of yet more incompetence behind the scenes of our club, N'Zogbia is made for the Premiership. He has pace, passing and enough power to get by, but more than that, he thinks and acts quickly. Viana and Luque never showed those qualities. doesn't make them bad players, just ill suited to this league.

read that as instead of I thought you were giving some kind of running commentary...

all together now Oh My God

cross between Rocky Dennis and Janice from Friends imo. rather grate my willy off tbh

Whoever said he is becoming like Comical Ali is spot on. he is quite clearly shitting it I bet he's looking forward to the due dilligence report You can see it now, they will make an offer, have it accepted new board and chairman appointed and the fat fuck will still be on SSN saying there is no takeover bid He'll be on the steps outside, unshaven, wearing the same clothes as he has been for the past three days, a cardboard sign hanging from his fat neck declaring "Will fuck up your football club for food" as a Bentley pulls into the chairmans parking space and he'll still denounce the takeover claims... and Leazesmag will leap from the bushes and run a grimy squeegie (sp?) across the bentley's windscreen, begging for change.. god I hope that happens.. I'm actually debating what I want more, that... or a lottery win

Leazes is a petty attention whore and you lot keep feeding the bear. think of Field of Dreams in revers, "If you ignore him..... he'll fuck off" I wouldn't mind if he had anything new or revealing to say, but it's the same tired old crap he's been spouting from day one. He doesn't read the replies, he just rambles on, falling deeper and deeper in love with the sound of his own words. I'd wager he gets quite excited anytime he sees another reply in this thread, a thread named in his honour. I know I'm contributing to it now, but seriously lads, he's far too in love with his own ideas to listen to anyone elses.

reminded me of an ex-girlfriend with that remark

Fixed it for you. twas a tad Pollard in hind sight. but I'm not that arsed, and Shandy? He's been retired for 6 moths, it's just that hew asn't supposed to until november, but he got bored and decided enough was enough. Adn Manc.. the majority of the people at the party are going to be over 50.. I don't want foam anywhere other than on their moustaches and that goes for the blokes too

they say the camera adds ten pounds, if that's true I'm not sure it's wise to have any cameras on you porky, you might tip the world off it's axis...

Good stuff marra! I've always believed she warranted a second chance if only on account of her foam party photographs! apparently her mate had been slagging me off more and then mixed up one of her lies about me, Vic spotted it and pressed her a bit more on it. They had a huge argument about how Vic should trust Ellie because Ellie hasn't ever lied to her like everyone else.... safe to say they're not so close anymore and Vic has apologised, but made it clear that if I hadn't lost my temper it would have been sorted out ages ago... so alls well and all that jazz it's weird though, I'm actually tempted to take her to meet the folks when I go back up to Newcastle for my Dads surprise retirement/60th party next weekend..

We could club together, pool our funds and open a Toontastic burrito shop with themed burritos named after usernames. Obviously "The Fish" would just be a tortilla filled with lard. The Gemmil - Tortilla stuffed with mash potato abosultely laden with Ginger, maybe some Balsamic Vinegar to give it a bitter twist, a little Pork rind and some airplane lettuce to symbolise the limp-ness of it's namesake. the Alex- a pint of Bitter tbh

doesn't tokyo bar do sushi? not to be presumptive or owt... totally agree about kebabs almost monopoly of late night takeaway food needing to end. I'll supply the research if someone else can supply the funds :

Quoi?

here Zing

oh manc guess who I've patched things up with

all the albums sound the same, enough so that you could buy one and that's as good as buying the "greatest hits." he's ok and it's good music if you've got a long drive to tackle, but other than that it's a bit ... vanilla for my tastes

been trying to think of a Good Mexican in Newcastle and am coming up blank.... anyone?

I can't be the only one who thinks she has a face like ...

I know Est Est Est is a chain thing, but I found the food and service excellent when I was there. La Tasca is also a chain restaurant isn't it? either way there are some excellent restaurants in town. part of me misses Newcastle because I think there is still so much of it I haven't really taken advantage of

Francescas in Jesmond used to be great, dunno what it's like now. Living Room is nice, but exspensive, Bar Luga does some nice food.... apart from that Est Est Est, La Tasca and that curry place on Pudding Shair.. can't remember it's name.

I think it's yet again an argument over semantics. I'm sure ewerk does not mean that once a blokes been shot, tough shit buh bye go home. I think he's more concerned with the growing habit of this country to try and sue. As JawD said, it shouldn't be a question of an individual "suing" the government or the armed forces, but instead, there should be in place a sufficient invalidity package from the army. Which should include monetary subsidy for future work, rehabilitation training, any and all medical costs that occur as a result of the injury (even if that means psychotherapy). Everyone in this thread seems to have got tangled up in arguing over the words people are using, instead of what they're actually trying to say. It strikes me that everyone is agreeing with eachother til they're blue in the face. it's almost like you're a bunch of argumentative bastards who're bored at work/home.

Casino Royale two thumbs fresh. thought it married modern trends with some real old Flemming Bond. The more brutal stark fighting style, the ubiquitous Le Parkour chase scene, tied to a far more serious less frivilous lead. I really enjoyed it and thought that it was a good way to re-invent the Bond franchise, take it away from silly gadgets and cringeworthy quips. definitely recommendable